2006

TDM #170

Theme: The 2006 TACKY XMAS SPECIAL

Original air dates: Dec 25 2006-Jan 1 2007

  • Cliffie Stone & his Hometown Jamboree Gang - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

  • Billy May & his Orchestra - Do You Believe In Santa Claus

  • Fishbone - It’s a Wonderful Life

  • Billy May & his Orchestra - Do You Believe In Santa Claus (cont’d)

  • Gene Autry - The 3 Little Dwarfs

  • John Prine - Christmas In Prison

  • Gene Autry - The 3 Little Dwarfs (cont’d)

  • John Prine - Christmas In Prison (cont’d)

  • Gene Autry - The 3 Little Dwarfs (cont’d)

  • Johnny Paycheck - The Old Year Is Gone

  • Fishbone - Just Call Me Scrooge

  • Kay Martin & her Body Guards - Santa’s Doin’ the Horizontal Twist

  • Lil McClintock - Don’t Think I’m Santa Claus

  • Lord Beginner - Christmas Morning the Rum Had Me Yawning

  • Lil McClintock - Don’t Think I’m Santa Claus (cont’d)

  • National Lampoon - Kung Fu Christmas

  • Terry Fell - (We Wanna See) Santa Do the Mambo

  • The Residents - Fifth Day of Brumalia

  • The 5-6-7-8’s - Rock’n’Roll Santa Claus

  • The Glad Singers - Happy New Year

  • The Stridells - I Remember Christmas

  • The Residents - Twelveth Day of Brumalia

  • The Velvet Sounds - Hangin’ Up the Christmas Stockings

  • The Stridells - I Remember Christmas (cont’d)

  • The Velvet Sounds - Hangin’ Up the Christmas Stockings (cont’d)

  • Toastie - The Christmas Song

  • Fishbone - Slick Nick, You Devil You

TDM #169

Theme: Denis Leary, Steven Wright, More Xmas Comedy

Original air dates: Dec 18-24, 2006

  • Rowan Atkinson - A Warm Welcome

  • Denis Leary - Life’s Gonna Suck

  • Steven Wright - 7’s and Museums / Water / Jiggs Casey

  • Steven Wright - sample from The Aristrocrats (‘To Hear The Differences’)

  • David Cross - Good Pussy

  • Denis Leary - Insane Cowboy

  • David Cross - Sister prank call (from “Let America Laugh”)

  • Denis Leary - Smoke

  • Denis Leary - Merry Fuckin’ Christmas (Studio)

  • Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus

  • John Valby - Rum Pum Pum

  • Bob Rivers - Aquaclaus

  • Bob Rivers - Jingle Hells Bells

  • John Valby - Frosty

  • Bob Rivers - Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas

  • John Valby - 12 Days Of Xmas

TDM #168

Theme: George Carlin’s glorious rants, plus Yuletide comedy

Original air dates: Dec 11-17, 2006

  • George Carlin - Abortion [from Back In Town]

  • George Carlin - Sanctity of Life [from Napalm and Silly Putty]

  • George Carlin - Capital Punishment / State Prison Farms [Back In Town versions]

  • Patton Oswalt - My Christmas Memory

  • Bob Rivers - Twisted Chipmunk Song

  • Bob Rivers - Walkin Round In Women’s Underwear

  • John Valby - Chestnuts

  • John Valby - Greensleeves

  • Tom Mabe - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, BANG!

  • John Valby - Fa La La La La

  • The Chipmunks - Christmas Don’t Be Late (pitch shifted)

  • Twisted Sister - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

TDM #167

Theme: New music from The Residents (“Tweedles”), Bob Goldthwait, Mitch Hedberg

Original air dates: Dec 4-10, 2006

  • John Safran - Atheist Gospel

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Operation 51st State

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Gall Bladder

  • Opie and Anthony - 100 Grand

  • Opie and Anthony - Scrotum

  • Mitch Hedberg - Lynn / Tomatoes / Fire Exit

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper Nutsack

  • The Residents - Isolation / Stop Signs / Elevation

  • Robby Roadsteamer - Let Me Put The Tip In

  • Robby Roadsteamer - Attack of the Clones [from video]

TDM #166

Theme: New Weird Al, Andy Andrist, Bill Hicks, Tom Mabe

Original air dates: Nov 26-Dec 3, 2006

  • Andy Andrist - Death / The Carnival / Too Many Erections

  • National Lampoon - Listener Sponsored Radio #1

  • Bill Hicks - Vs. The Audience 2 / School Days / Vs. The Audience 3 (FST)

  • National Lampoon - South Bronx is Burning

  • Tom Mabe - Peeping Tom

  • National Lampoon - Listener Sponsored Radio #4

  • Tom Mabe - Trevor

  • Tom Mabe - Newspaper Subscription

  • National Lampoon - Listener Sponsored Radio #5

  • Robby Roadsteamer - The Greatest Shit Of Your Life

  • Bill Hicks - Waco (Koresh)

  • ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic - I’ll Sue Ya

  • ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic - Polkarama!

  • ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic - Virus Alert

  • Robby Roadsteamer - I put My Ostrich Mask On

TDM #165

Theme: The 2006 THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS special

Original air dates: Nov 20-26, 2006

  • Tonight Show - Jaywalking (Bible Quiz)

  • Richard Pryor - Exorcist [edit]

  • Tonight Show - Jaywalking (Back to School)

  • Doug Stanhope - The Banana Lady (GWS)

  • Don Knotts - The Analyst

  • MOD - Don’t Feed the Bears

  • The Residents - Devil in Disguise [2003 remix]

  • Alice Cooper - Tag, You’re It

  • Abbott & Costello - Costello’s Pet Turkey (11/25/1943)

TDM #164

Theme: Tammy Faye Starlite, plus George Carlin, Steve Martin, Neil Hamburger

Original air dates: Nov 13-19, 2006

  • George Carlin - Free-Floating Hostility

  • Miss Tammy Faye Starlite - God’s a Hard Habit to Break / If you’re

  • Comin’ Down Sweet Jesus / God Has Lodged A Tenant In My Uterus

  • Steve Martin - Hostages / Cruel Shoes / Comedy Is Not Pretty

  • Neil Hamburger - Cancel It! / You’re Not Good Enough / The Man from HOTT

  • George Carlin - Euphemisms: the March of Time (from “When Will

  • Jesus Bring the Pork Chops”, p62-66)

TDM #163

Theme: A look back at ridiculing “Grunge”

Original air dates: Nov 6-12, 2006

  • George Carlin - The Save-A-Pussy Foundation

  • George Carlin - Yeast Infection

  • David Cross - New York [“You Go, Girl!”]

  • David Cross - Jew Raised in the South [Austin Powers Saying “Yeah Baby”]

  • Andy Andrist - Queer Rights

  • Andy Andrist - War On The Homeless

  • Andy Andrist - Killers For Hire

  • The Presidents of The United States Of America - Peaches

  • Weird Al - Smells Like Nirvana

  • Todd Snyder - Talkin’ Seattle Blues

  • The Presidents of The United States Of America - Dune Buggy

  • Weird Al - My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder

  • The Presidents of The United States Of America - Candy

TDM #162

Theme: The 2006 HALLOWEEN Special

Original air dates: Oct 30-Nov 5, 2006

  • Lewis Black - Candy Corn

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Dracula

  • The Who - Boris The Spider

  • Alice Cooper - Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me

  • Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Alligator Wine

  • Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Voodoo Priestess

  • Alice Cooper - Dead Babies

  • Alice Cooper - This House Is Haunted

  • Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Whistling Past The Graveyard

  • Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - interview clip (2)

  • Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Swamp Gas

  • Bill Cosby - Chicken Heart

TDM #161

Theme: Classic George Carlin, Dead Alewives, Weird Al

Original air dates: Oct 23-29, 2006

  • George Carlin - A Place for My Stuff

  • George Carlin - Peas

  • George Carlin - I’m Musical

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Suppository

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Bear Hunter

  • Gilbert Gottfried - No Tits

  • Mr. Show - Dying Asshole in Vietnam

  • Dead Alewives - Ray Bradbury

  • Dead Alewives - The Date

  • Morgan Murphy - Jimmy Kimmel Live (1)

  • Dead Alewives - Horror Scopes

  • Weird Al Yankovich - Your Horoscope for Today

  • Robby Roadsteamer - Pete has a Song…

  • Robby Roadsteamer - I’ve Fallen Down (and I don’t wanna get back up)

  • Weird Al Yankovich - Albuquerque

TDM #160

Theme: Midgets & Retards

Original air dates: Oct 16-22, 2006

  • Norman Wilkerson - I Need New Glasses

  • Norman Wilkerson - I Heart Retards

  • Norman Wilkerson - Midgets on a Plane

  • George Carlin - Headlines (excerpt)

  • Dave Attel - Midget Friend

  • Patton Oswalt - Midget Villages

  • Mr. Show - Viewer Hate Mail [excerpt]

  • South Park - Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld

  • Patton Oswalt - We’re Here We’re Queer

  • David Cross - Executing Retards [‘Socks and Shoes’ excerpt]

  • Eddie Murphy - Almost Fucked A Midget

  • Patton Oswalt - Facts about Midgets [uncut]

  • Doug Stanhope - Offensive To Midgets / End the Hate

  • Patton Oswalt - America, the Giant Retarded Kid

  • South Park - Timmy - Livin’ a lie

  • Billy and Ryan - Retard Noises

  • The Kids of Widney High - Insects

  • Billy and Ryan - Pop Horror

  • The Kids of Widney High - Pretty Girls

  • Billy and Ryan - The Warrior

  • The Kids of Widney High - Throw Away the Trash

  • The Residents - Mickey, the Mumbling Midget

  • Billy and Ryan - Bed Time Now

TDM #159

Theme: Eddie Izzard talks to the Animals, George Carlin on Hometown

Original air dates: Oct 9-15, 2006

  • Lewis Black - Yom Kippur

  • Onion Radio News - Jews to celebrate some sort of Holiday

  • Neil Hamburger - (Write My) Name on the Toilet

  • Bill Hicks - What Is Pornography [Relentless]

  • Eddie Izzard - Talk to the Animals

  • Eddie Izzard - Mad European Cows

  • Eddie Izzard - Hatred and Sharks

  • George Carlin - White Harlem

  • George Carlin - The Hallway Groups

  • George Carlin - Black Consciousness

  • Bill Hicks - Talking Car [FST]

  • Bill Hicks - Summer Trip [FST]

  • Cheech and Chong - The Continuing Adventures Of Pedro De Pacas And Man

  • South Park - Book of Mormon

TDM #158

Theme: The 2006 HEAVY METAL Episode!

Original air dates: Oct 2-8, 2006

  • Bad News - Bohemian Rhapsody

  • Pat Boone - Crazy Train

  • S.O.D. - What’s That Noise?

  • Pat Boone - Crazy Train (continued)

  • Patton Oswalt - 80s Metal

  • Pat Boone - Holy Diver

  • Denis Leary - Drugs (non-album version, excerpt)

  • Bad News - Heavy Metal Farmer

  • Spinal Tap - Sex Farm

  • Iron Maiden - Sheriff Of Huddersfield

  • Iron Maiden - Listen With Nicko! Part VIII (excerpt)

  • Def Leppard - Release Me

  • Billy And The Boingers - I’m A Boinger

  • Billy And The Boingers - U Stink But I Love You

  • M.O.D. - Don’t Feed The Bears

  • Brian Posehn - Metal By Numbers

  • Sam Kinison - Highway To Hell

  • B&R - Crazy Summertime Girls

TDM #157

Theme: Wake of 9/11 Humor from George Carlin & David Cross

Original air dates: Sept 26-Oct 1, 2006

  • Doug Stanhope - $16 An Hour / Scared Straight [StTtEO]

  • Doug Stanhope - Stillborn Liver

  • Doug Stanhope - The Perfect Girl / Tits Are Illegal [Sicko]

  • Norman Wilkerson - Intro from a Gay Me / I Heart Cocksuckers

  • Norman Wilkerson - Gay Marriage / My Dick’s a Dick

  • Norman Wilkerson - Antidepressants / My Poor Sickly Wife

  • Robby Roadsteamer - I Put A Baby In You

  • David Cross - September 11th [‘Sex on the Internet’]

  • David Cross - September 12th [‘Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag’]

  • Robby Roadsteamer - Pee With Your Father

  • Robby Roadsteamer - Duck Hunt

  • George Carlin - The Opening (Compaints and Grievances)

  • Lewis Grizzard - Preachers (I Got Faith)

  • Technical difficulties once again hit, and show #156 is replayed though the week of Sept 18-24

TDM #156

Theme: Doug Stanhope, Neil Hamburger, Lisa Lampanelli, Lewis Black

Original air dates: Sept 11-17, 2006

  • Doug Stanhope - Vasectomy [DBH]

  • Doug Stanhope - Abortion [DBH]

  • Doug Stanhope - Priest Molestation [DBH]

  • Lisa Lampanelli - White Devils & Hispanic Woman

  • Lisa Lampanelli - Pillow Talk

  • Lisa Lampanelli - Men Are Good & Women Are Beautiful

  • Neil Hamburger - Music of the Night

  • Neil Hamburger - A Score to Settle

  • Neil Hamburger - A Nationally-Known Comedian

  • Lewis Black - We Don’t Know What We Are Doing Anymore - Air Traffic Control

  • Iron Maiden - Space Station No 5

  • Technical difficulties give a delay before show #156 starts

TDM #155

Theme: Old Time Radio special #6, AMOS & ANDY!

Original air dates: Sept 4-10, 2006

  • Amos & Andy - Courtroom Catastrophe (22 Oct 1943)

  • Amos & Andy - The Butler Did It (14 April 1944)

TDM #154

Theme: Bizarre comedy from Neil Hamburger, Morgan Murphy, David Cross

Original air dates: Aug 28-Sept 3, 2006

  • Neil Hamburger - Live at the Middle East 08/25/06

  • Neil Hamburger - (Write My) Name on the Toilet

  • Neil Hamburger - Live at the Middle East (continued)

  • Neil Hamburger - 5 minute Sample from “Laugh Out Lord” (Dying & Drag City Records,

  • Almost Startling Really / He Wasn’t One, Shoulder Trouble & Falling Merchandise,

  • New Album & a Timeless Politcal Rant, etc.)

  • Neil Hamburger - Rock and Roll

  • Morgan Murphy - Jimmy Kimmel Live clip (2)

  • Crank Yankers - Featuring Morgan Murphy

  • David Cross - A Night with Harlow [Diarrhea Moustache]

  • Frank Zappa - sample from ‘200 Motels’ (Satan convincing Jeff Elixir to quit the band)

  • The Residents - My Work Is So Behind

TDM #153

Theme: The final chapter of “River of Crime”, and introducing Bob Zany

Original air dates: Aug 21-27, 2006

  • Curb Your Enthusiasm - Xmas Cookies

  • Mad Tv - featuring Bob Newhart

  • Ned And Manson - Golf Course

  • Patton Oswalt - The Winning Team

  • Patton Oswalt - Two More Sips

  • Patton Oswalt - Liquor Everywhere

  • Ned And Manson - Cartoon Jews

  • Bob Zany - Busy Day

  • Bob Zany - I Just Can’t Win Bay Bee

  • Bob Zany - 350 Pounds

  • The Residents - River of Crime Episode 5: Termites From Formosa!

  • The Electric Company - Lick a Lolly

TDM #152

Theme: Continuation of “River of Crime”, Eddie Izzard on Dogs & Cats

Original air dates: Aug 14-20, 2006

  • Todd Barry - Watermelon

  • Eddie Izzard - Cats and Dogs [Unrepeatable]

  • Eddie Izzard - Great Escape [Unrepeatable]

  • Eddie Izzard - Dog Food [Definite Article]

  • Eddie Izzard - Pavlov’s Cats [Definite Article]

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Prison

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Sheep

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Dad Catches Son

  • The Residents - River of Crime Episode 3 - Misdelivered Mummy!

  • The Residents - River of Crime Episode 4 - The Beards!

TDM #151

Theme: Preview of “River of Crime”, from The Residents

Original air dates: Aug 7-13, 2006

  • All In The Family - God Is Black

  • Bob & Doug McKenzie - Peter’s Donuts

  • George Carlin - Get The Fuck Oot

  • Lewis Black - We Don’t Know What We Are Doing Anymore (New Orleans, Information)

  • The Residents - River of Crime Episode 1 - The Kid Who Collected Crimes!

  • The Residents - River of Crime Episode 2 - Gator Hater!

TDM #150

Theme: BEST OF BLASPHEMY #5!

Original air dates: July 31-Aug 6, 2006

  • Doug Stanhope - Fuck Your God

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Confession

  • Cheech and Chong - Streets Of New York Or Los Angeles Or San Francisco Or…

  • Doug Stanhope - Ants

  • George Carlin - Special Dispensation (Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, Limbo)

  • Eddie Izzard - Religion [From “Unrepeatable”]

  • Redd Foxx - Bible Love

  • Damage Control Comedy Crew - Holy Crap

  • Damage Control Comedy Crew - Testiment Testimonial

  • Daily Show - 10 Commandments

  • George Carlin - It Came From Out of the Sky

  • All In The Family - Why God Made Hands

  • Eddie Izzard - Jesus and the Dinosaurs

  • George Carlin - The Continuing Story of Mary and Joseph

  • Redd Foxx - Preachin’

  • Sam Kinison - Devil

  • Frantics - Satan’s Choice Game Show (#12, 3/5/82)

TDM #149

Theme: The Top 1% Exceptions Show

Original air dates: July 24-30, 2006

  • John Valby - Father Pedophilia

  • Doug Stanhope - Lucky In Love

  • Doug Stanhope - Stuff I Should Have Edited Out But Didn’t / Eeewwww!

  • Doug Stanhope - The Upside Of Sexual Abuse

  • Eddie Murphy - Half

  • Eddie Murphy - Pussy Control/Zebra Bitch

  • Eddie Murphy - Pussy Traps

  • John Valby - Who Gives A Fuck [American Troubadour version]

  • John Valby - American Pie

  • John Valby - Ob-la-Di [from Greatest Tits]

  • Tonight Show - Jaywalking [Americana, Graduation Day]

  • Tonight Show - Jaywalking [First Things First]

  • Tonight Show - Jaywalking [Book Smarts]

Due to a technical issue, show #148 is repeated for a second week.

TDM #148

Theme: Dedication to Doodles Weaver, plus Bobcat Goldthwait, David Cross, Neil Hamburger

Original air dates: July 10-16, 2006

  • Neil Hamburger - Blood Pizza

  • Neil Hamburger - A Special Request

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - David Crosby’s Sperm, And Why The Hollywood Squares Downsized Me

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - If You’re Ever On A Talk Show, Don’t Set It On Fire

  • David Cross - CES Convention

  • David Cross - James Lipton

  • Spike Jones - The Man On The Flying Trapeze

  • Spike Jones - William Tell Overture

  • Spike Jones - Dance Of The Hours

  • Doodles Weaver - Eleanor Rigby

  • Spike Jones - Pootwattle Cigarettes

  • Doodles Weaver - Home on the Range

  • Doodles Weaver - Horse Race

  • George Carlin - Muhammad Ali, America The Beautiful

TDM #147

Theme: Dedication to Snakefinger, plus 4th of July Humor

Original air dates: July 3-9, 2006

  • George Carlin - Bullshit [part 1 of the The Bovine Feces Trilogy, from ‘Napalm & Silly Putty’]

  • Beavis and Butthead - Our Fouding Losers [excerpt]

  • Bob Newhart - A Private in Washington’s Army

  • Beavis and Butthead - Our Fouding Losers [excerpt]

  • Eddie Izzard - British Bad Guys [D2K DVD]

  • George Carlin - No Complaining About Politicians [Napalm & Silly Putty]

  • David Cross - September 11 Fetish (‘My Wife’s Crazy!’)

  • Alice Cooper - I Love America

  • Snakefinger - Picnic in the Jungle

  • Snakefinger - Smelly Tongues

  • Snakefinger - The Man in the Dark Sedan

  • The Residents - King Kong [edit]

  • The Residents - The Ship’s a Goin’ Down / The New Machine / Tournequet

  • of Roses [live medley from 13th Anniversary in Tokyo]

  • Snakefinger - There’s No Justice In Life [live]

TDM #146

Theme: The Legendary Lenny Bruce! Plus George Carlin book readings, Mitch Hedberg

Original air dates: June 26-July 2, 2006

  • George Carlin - A Moment of Silence [Carlin on Campus version]

  • The Daily Show - 10 Commandments

  • Gilbert Gottfried - BJ Please

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Arnless and Legless

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Three Salesmen

  • Mitch Hedberg - This CD Is In Stores

  • George Carlin - Readings from “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork

  • Chops?” [Who, Me? Hate?; Jacko Beats Them All; Let’s Get Real, Here;

  • We Just Wanna Watch; Keep America Clean; Uncle Sam Wants You; Too

  • Many People; An L.A. Street Problem]

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog

  • Mitch Hedberg - Beret

  • Mitch Hedberg - My Necklace

  • Mitch Hedberg - Acting

  • Lenny Bruce - White Collar Drunks

  • Lenny Bruce - The Defiant Ones

  • Lenny Bruce - The Steve Allen Show

TDM #145

Theme: Archie Bunker makes his Devil’s Mischief debut.

Original air dates: June 19-25, 2006

  • All In The Family - Why God Made Hands

  • Cheech & Chong - Rebuttal: Speaker Ashley Roachclip

  • All In The Family - Transplants

  • All In The Family - No Ribs

  • George Carlin - The Suicide Guy

  • Cheech & Chong - The Bust

  • George Carlin - Fourth Leftfielders

  • Doug Stanhope - To Tell You The Truth

  • Doug Stanhope - Potty Mouth

  • Doug Stanhope - The Beautiful People

  • Lewis Black - Terry Schiavo

  • Lewis Black - Dead President

  • Monty Python - Oliver Cromwell

TDM #144

Theme: A GROSS of Satanists! Dedicated “in jokes” to those I met in L.A.

Original air dates: June 12-18, 2006

  • Cheech and Chong - Streets Of New York Or Los Angeles Or San Francisco Or…

  • David Cross - Los Angeles (‘Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist’)

  • Bill Hicks - Goodbye You Lizard Scum / Step on the Gas [Arizona Bay]

  • Eddie Izzard - Bilingual Encore [Dressed to Kill (D2K) DVD version)

  • Tom Lehrer - I Wanna Go Back To Dixie

  • Bill Cosby - Buck, Buck

  • Bill Cosby - Planes

  • George Carlin - Airline Announcements

TDM #143

Theme: The DEVIL Episode! In honor of “06/06/06”: RFS’s 6th Anniversary!

Original air dates: June 5-11, 2006

  • Rowan Atkinson - The Devil (live in Belfast)

  • Sam Kinison - Devil

  • Alice Cooper - Give the Kid a Break

  • David Cross - John Ashcroft (“Abortion Doctor from Hell!”)

  • Frantics - Satan’s Choice Game Show (from ep #12, Mar 5 1982)

  • Mr. Show - Hail Satan Network

  • South Park - Damien (with narrations by Bill M.)

  • The Residents - Devil In Disguise

TDM #142

Theme: PATTON OSWALT Special!

Original air dates: May 29-June 4, 2006

  • Patton Oswalt - 1997 HBO Special

  • Patton Oswalt - Patton vs Alcohol vs Zach vs Patton

TDM #141

Theme: Eddie Izzard, David Cross, Damage Control takes on The Da Vinci code, Residents do Hank Williams

Original air dates: May 22-28, 2006

  • Damage Control - Holy Crap

  • Damage Control - Testiment Testimonial

  • Damage Control - The DaVinci Commode

  • Eddie Izzard - Religion [From “Unrepeatable”]

  • Ned And Manson - Slaves

  • Ned And Manson - Cannibus Club

  • David Cross - Hightimes Magazine

  • David Cross - David’s Food Services

  • Lewis Black - That’s Fucked Up

  • Lewis Black - The Real Problem Is Gay Marriage

  • Lewis Black - Rick Santorium Idiot

  • The Residents - Hey Good Lookin’

  • The Residents - Six More Miles (To The Graveyard)

  • The Residents - Kawliga

TDM #140

Theme: BANANA II: THE ‘NANER STRIKES BACK!

Original air dates: May 15-21, 2006

  • The Banana I Medley

  • Carlos Borzenie, Sr. - My Wife Left Town With A Banana

  • Doug Stanhope - The Banana Lady [Sicko CD version, edit]

  • Satanism Today (Rev. David Harris) - Bananaphone Request

  • Raffi - Banana Phone (high pitch version)

  • Louis Prima - Yes! We Have No Bananas

  • Eddie Cantor - I’ve Got The Yes We Have No Banana Blues

  • Eddie Izzard - Squeezy Squeezy Things [excerpt]

  • Peter Sellers - Boiled Bananas and Carrots (Boiled Beef and Carrots)

  • Louis Prima - Banana Split for my Baby

  • Tracy Williams - Strawberries, Bananas and a Little Whipped Cream

  • The Great Banana II Medley (Including The Singing Kettle: “Buy Me a Banana”,

  • Allie Jo Thomas: “Bananas”, Eric Idle: “The Banana Song”,

  • Orange Sherbert: “Banana Splits”, Peetie Wheatstraw - “Banana Man”,

  • Heaven’s Sake Kids featuring Bill M. - “Banana Fanana Song”,

  • TRR (SB) - Banana Praise, Rhonda Vincent -

  • “Bananaphone”, Furious George - “Bananas”)

  • The Dead Milkmen - Smokin’ Banana Peels (live)

  • Alvin & The Chipmunks - Japanese Banana [Patton Oswalt Style]

TDM #139

Theme: New Lewis Black, Marx Brothers, Boyd Rice

Original air dates: May 8-14, 2006

  • David Cross - Catholic Church [“My Daughter’s First Date”]

  • Boyd Rice - Pranks

  • Rod MacDonald - The Aliens Came In Business Suits

  • Lewis Black - Congressional Correspondents Dinner

  • Lewis Black - Mom And Pop And Paul

  • The Marx Brothers - Misc. Dialogue from “Monkey Business”

  • The Marx Brothers - Titre from “Animal crackers”

TDM #138

Theme: 3rd Anniversary Special!!!

Original air dates: May 1-7, 2006

  • In celebration of 3 years, I dug deep into the DM vaults to

  • look for personal favorites I’ve only played once before,

  • a few others that I played more than once yet still deserved

  • to be played again, and even some clips NEVER played on

  • The Devil’s Mischief before!

  • Introduction by Satan Bear

  • Eddie Izzard - Jesus and Man

  • Sam Kinison - World Hunger

  • Opie and Anthony - Butt Plug

  • George Carlin - Preface [Brain Droppings Introduction]

  • George Carlin - How to Handle a Heckler

  • Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - You Have To Work Blue [edit]

  • Spike Jones - Cocktails For Two

  • Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango [orchestra]

  • David Cross - 7 Promises of a Promise Keeper [edit]

  • John Trubee - A Blind Man’s Penis, with interview [edit]

TDM #137

Theme: Eddie Izzard, Lewis Black, Doug Stanhope

Original air dates: April 24-30, 2006

  • Eddie Izzard - Jesus and the Dinosaurs

  • Eddie Izzard - The Awesome Universe

  • Lewis Black - Small Pox

  • Lewis Black - “Greed”

  • Lewis Black - Who’s Fucking Who

  • Doug Stanhope - DUI & MADD

  • Doug Stanhope - Hair in my Food

  • Doug Stanhope - Get Off the Field You Suck

  • Eddie Izzard - Starship Enterprise

TDM #136

Theme: LOST BILL HICKS RECORDING!

Original air dates: April 16-23, 2006

An abridged version of the recently unearthed historic Bill Hicks bootleg, “The Lost Hour” (10/3/94), recorded two days after his cancellation from Letterman’s show.

TDM #135

Theme: REDD FOXX special

Original air dates: April 10-16, 2006

  • Redd Foxx - Redd 75 (Preachin’ (1), Relaxing, Reincarnation,

  • Bible Love, Biscuits & Sardines)

  • Redd Foxx - Live At The Apollo, Part 1

  • Redd Foxx - Redd 75 [continued] (Costume Party, Found Money,

  • Speakin’ Dog /The Great Depression [edit], Ugly On Bus,

  • Miracle on the Links, Samsonite Wedding, Family Matters,

  • War Stories, Ugliness)

  • Redd Foxx - Live At The Apollo, Part 2

TDM #134

Theme: Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Pat Boone

Original air dates: April 3-9, 2006

  • Doug Stanhope - Ants

  • Doug Stanhope - School Shootings

  • Doug Stanhope - Cowards

  • Doug Stanhope - Dead Sport / Behind The Comedy

  • Onion Radio News - Quality of Stabbings Down 50%

  • Pat Boone - Enter Sandman

  • George Carlin - Pyramid Of The Hopeless

  • George Carlin - Autoerotic Asphyxia

  • George Carlin - New York Voices

  • Pat Boone - Panama

  • Pat Boone - You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’

TDM #133

Theme: MITCH HEDBERG special!

Original air dates: March 27-April 2, 2006

  • Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches

  • Howard Stern - starring Mitch Hedberg (Oct 12, 2004)

  • Mitch Hedberg - Not Track Five, Not Chainsaw Juggler

  • Howard Stern - (continued)

  • Crank Yankers - Mitch Hedberg

  • Bob Rivers - Interview with Mitch Hedberg (#1)

  • Mitch Hedberg - Smackie the Frog

  • Mitch Hedberg - Frogs and Bears

  • Howard Stern - starring Mitch Hedberg (March 17, 2005)

  • Comedy Speak - Interview with Mitch Hedberg (unknown date)

TDM #132

Theme: Introducing Doug Stanhope, plus Mitch Hedberg, vintage George Carlin, more Bobcat Goldthwait

Original air dates: March 20-26, 2006

  • Doug Stanhope - Fuck Your God / Try Sodomy / Pro-Abortion

  • George Carlin - What Time Is It (1978)

  • Mitch Hedberg - Pancakes / Dry Clean Only / Gambling

  • Mitch Hedberg - Bed And Breakfast

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Fabio And The Suicidal Goose

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Beaten By The Police

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Alcoholic Clowns And Katie Couric, Screech’s Huge Cock,

  • And Granny Porn

  • Ivor Biggun - My Brother’s Got Piles

TDM #131

Theme: St. Patrick’s Day Episode

Original air dates: March 13-19, 2006

  • Denis Leary - Traditional Irish Folk Song

  • Denis Leary - Asshole of the Dance

  • George Carlin - excerpts from Napalm & Silly Putty (Irish Weddings,

  • Fake Irish Pubs, Ethnic-wise)

  • Hal Roach - The Best of Irish Humour [abridged]

  • SNL - Luck of the Irish

  • Purging Talon - “They Were Canadian, Phil, Not Irish”

TDM #130

Theme: Tribute to Don Knotts, plus Neil Hamburger (for the Hellbound Sound), Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait

Original air dates: March 6-12, 2006

  • Don Knotts - The Sportscaster

  • Don Knotts - The Weatherman

  • Don Knotts - Medical Convention

  • Patton Oswalt - Steak

  • Patton Oswalt - Tivo

  • Patton Oswalt - Stella D’oro

  • Neil Hamburger - I’m In Your Band

  • Neil Hamburger - Graduate of Yaoo

  • Neil Hamburger - Pickle Potato

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Johnny Depp And The Electric Razor Ad

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - I Love Dick

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Jack And Bobby In Hell, Alan Thicke, Polar Bear, And Chris Reeve

  • Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I’m Lonely

TDM #129

Theme: Bill’s Birthday!

Original air dates: Feb 27-Mar 5, 2006

  • Billy and Ryan - Penis for a Pencil

  • Bill M. - K.R.A.P. Radio

  • Bill M. - Gummybum, Fumblebum

  • The Dirty Dicks - I’m Your Father (I Fucked Your Mother)

  • Morning Tapes - Bum #3

  • The Dirty Dicks - Sex [edit]

  • Billy and Ryan - Doodleido

  • The Dirty Dicks - Eat Shit and Die, Snobulous Slobbagus,

  • Marijuana [edit], Talking n Shit, Pervert [edit], The

  • Serious Song, Who Cares, Dirty Dicks, My Toilet

  • Morning Tapes - Hippie Crap, Du Hast, I Kant Spel, Your Free

  • Bum Vacation Guide, Larry the Drooling Lampray, Whacky

  • Menstrual Cramps, Alfred Hitchcock Haunts Denny’s,

  • Smelly Afro Folk Lady

  • The Dirty Dicks - Offensive Song, Burp, Fart, Fuck You, Closing [edit]

  • Billy and Ryan - Bad Boys [edit], Halfway There, Pop Horror 1, Discography 1,

  • RT2 Intro [remix], Discography 2, The Warrior, Aduh Sounds,

  • Pop Horror 2

  • Weird Al Yankovic - The Happy Birthday Song

  • The Residents - Birthday Boy

  • Billy and Ryan - Retarded Bed

TDM #128

Theme: New George Carlin, Lisa Lampanelli, Gilbert Gottfried / Aristocrats

Original air dates: Feb 20-26, 2006

  • George Carlin - Extreme Human Behavior [edit]

  • George Carlin - The All-Suicide TV Channel

  • George Carlin - Dumb Americans

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Dead Hooker

  • Lisa Lampanelli - Intro, Hector, My Parents & Soccer Moms

  • Lisa Lampanelli - Take It Like A Man

  • Lisa Lampanelli - The Train To Brown Town

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Drunk Puke

  • Gilbert Gottfried - The Aristocrats

  • The Residents - Lizard Lady

TDM #127

Theme: The 2006 Anti-Valentine’s Episode

Original air dates: Feb 13-19, 2006

  • Mr. Show - Week-Long Romance (Jill and Bob Break Up)

  • Steve Martin - One Way To Leave Your Lover

  • Bill Hicks - You Can’t Get Bitter [LLT]

  • Matt and Pat - Valentine’s Day

  • Denis Leary - My Kids (wife excerpt)

  • Bill Cosby - Are You Married? / Obey

  • Sam Kinison - Relationships

  • Sam Kinison - Love Song

  • Dead Alewives - Captain Jerk Valentines Day Special

  • Eddie Murphy - Skeleton In Closet

  • National Lampoon - Love Birds, Flashanova

  • Henny Youngman - Take My Wife Please [long version, part 1]

  • Steve Martin - How To Meet A Girl

  • Tom Lehrer - She’s My Girl [live]

  • Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute

TDM #126

Theme: BEST OF BLASPHEMY #4!!!

Original air dates: Feb 6-12, 2006

  • South Park - Excerpts from “Do The Handicapped Go To

  • Hell?” (communion, confession)

  • National Lampoon - Confession

  • South Park - more excerpts from “Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?”

  • George Carlin - I Used To Be Irish Catholic

  • Onion Radio News - Mother Teresa Goes to Hell

  • George Carlin - Heavy Mysteries

  • Cheech And Chong - The Pope: Live At The Vatican

  • Richard Pryor - Exorcist

  • Redd Foxx - Party Jokes [preacher]

  • Sam Kinison - RoboPope

  • Sam Kinison - Mother Mary’s Mystery Date

  • National Lampoon - Godspeak Suite (Porkbucket Palace,

  • Godspeak, My Bod is For God)

  • Sgt. Hartman calls a Xtian

  • South Park - Excerpt from “Red Hot Catholic Love”

  • National Lampoon - What Is God?

  • Sam Kinison - The Story of Jim (Bakker)

  • Frantics - Worshippers ‘R’ Us

  • Eddie Murphy - Moses

  • David Cross - Dating Handbook [exerpt]

  • Lewis Black - International Travel [excerpt]

  • Onion Radio News - hippie jesus

  • Foamy the Squirrel - Passion of the Zombies

  • Onion Radio News - New Salvation Gel

TDM #125

Theme: Improv from David Cross, classic Steve Martin, Gilbert Gottfried

Original air dates: Feb 5, 2006

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Confession

  • Steve Martin - Born To Be Wild

  • Steve Martin - Jackie O. and Farrah F

  • Steve Martin - Googlephonics

  • Todd Barry - “Invite Them Up” performance

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Bank Account

  • David Cross with John Benjamin - “Invite Them Up” performance

  • Eugene Merman - “Invite Them Up” performance (#2)

  • Gilbert Gottfried - Bear & Rabbit

TDM #124

Theme: More Carlin readings, Steven Wright, Robert Schimmel

Original air dates: Jan 23-29, 2006

  • Steven Wright - Winny / Apt / Babies and Skiing

  • Robert Schimmel - The Gym

  • Barnes & Barnes - Boogie Woogie Amputee

  • Robert Schimmel - Fart and Shit Jokes

  • George Carlin - more excerpts from “When Will Jesus Bring The

  • Pork Chops?” (Tired of the Hani-Crap; Tips for Serial Killers;

  • Wall Street Journal; Crippled, Ugly, and Stupid; Bits and

  • Pieces [p50-55]; Location, Location, Location)

TDM #123

Theme: Easy as 1-2-3

Original air dates: Jan 16-22, 2006

  • Bill Hicks - We Live In A World [from ‘Dangerous’]

  • Bill Hicks - Burning Issues [from ‘Dangerous’]

  • Bill Hicks - My Parents [from ‘Dangerous’]

  • Woody Allen - NYU

  • Woody Allen - A Love Story

  • George Carlin - excerpts from “When Will Jesus Bring The

  • Pork Chops?” (introductions, A Modern Man, Euphemisms,

  • Stiff Upper Lip You Know, Eye Blaster, Hand Me My Purse,

  • Remember Your Uncle John, Count the Superfluous Redundant

  • Pleonastic Tautologies, The Control Freaks, They Came From

  • Out of the Sky, Filthy Dirty News, That’s the Spirit,

  • Guys Called Junior, Free Breast Examinations, It’s a Female

  • Problem, Smooth Flight, If Looks Could Kill, The Continuing

  • Story of Mary & Joseph)

TDM #122

Theme: The OUTER SPACE Episode!

Original air dates: Jan 9-15, 2006

  • South Park - Starvin Marvin in Space (abridged)

  • South Park - I Am Chewbacca

  • Barnes and Barnes - I Had Sex with E.T.

  • Eddie Murphy - Lost in Space

  • Opie and Anthony - Dr. Smith

  • Eddie Izzard - One Step For Man

  • Opie and Anthony - Captain Kirk

  • The Firm - Star Trekkin’

  • George Carlin - NASA-Holes

  • “Weird Al” Yankovic - Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from

  • a Planet Near Mars

  • McKenzie Brothers - Black Hole

  • Sample from “Men In Black” - People are Dumb

  • Alice Cooper - I’m Flash

  • Alice Cooper - No Baloney Homosapiens

  • Alice Cooper - Space Pirates

  • The Residents - Daydream In Space (short version)

TDM #121

Theme: George Carlin’s list, Mitch Hedberg, Rowan Atkinson

Original air dates: Jan 2-8, 2006

  • Zladko ‘Zlad’ Vladcik - I Am The Antipope

  • Onion Radio News - NRA President Charles Heston a Hebrew

  • George Carlin - Opening Sequences [Carlin on Campus CD]

  • George Carlin - Breakfast Wine and Who’s Boss

  • George Carlin - An Incomplete List of Impolite Words [Carlin on Campus CD]

  • Mitch Hedberg - Minibar

  • Onion Radio News - Killing Age Lowered

  • Mitch Hedberg - Sesame Seeds

  • Mitch Hedberg - Three Easy Payments

  • Mitch Hedberg - Arrows

  • Cheech And Chong - Cruisin With Pedro De Pacas

  • Cheech And Chong - Waiting For Dave

  • Rowan Atkinosn - Joke

  • Rowan Atkinosn - Impatient Man In queue Behind Student

  • Tom Lehrer - Be Prepared (live)

  • Tom Lehrer - Bright College Days (live)

  • The Residents - Mr. Skull’s New Year’s Eve Song

TDM #120

Theme: Dedication to Richard Pryor. In Limbo?

Original air dates: Dec 26, 2005-Jan 1,2006

  • Richard Pryor - Life / Death

  • Richard Pryor - My Funeral

  • Richard Pryor - Black Funerals

  • [news article: Vatican reexamines “limbo”!]

  • George Carlin - Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo

  • Onion Radio News - Killing Age Lowered

  • Patton Oswalt - The World’s Most Amazing Father

  • Patton Oswalt - I Hate Hippies

  • Todd Barry - Potheads

  • Dead Alewives - Answering Machine

  • Dead Alewives - Dungeons & Dragons Part I

  • Patton Oswalt - Facts About Midgets

  • Todd Barry - Alumni

  • Denis Leary - Deaf Mute Cocktail Party

  • Dead Alewives - Dungeons & Dragons Part II

  • Corky and the Juice Pigs - Janitor

  • Corky and the Juice Pigs - Dolphin Boy

  • Corky and the Juice Pigs - Diet Riot