2009
TDM #321
Theme: 2009 Anti-Holiday Special
Original air dates: Dec 21-27, 2009
Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus
Bill Cosby - Christmas Time
Eddie Murphy - Christmas Gifts [excerpt]
John Valby Medley (Here Comes Santa, Old Faithful, Rum Pum Pum)
Bob Rivers - Jingle Hells Bells
Denis Leary - Merry Fuckin’ Christmas (Studio)
Steven Wright - Quote [excerpt]
Eddie Izzard - A Play On Nativity
Bob and Tom - Lets Put Christ Back in Christmas
Patton Oswalt - Xmas Shoes (long version)
2 Live Jews - Bagels & Lox Rock
2 Live Jews - Feliz Hanukah
John Valby - In The Mood [atoXXXc]
2 Live Jews - Xmas Wrap
Burns & Allen - Charles Laughton As Santa (with Elsa Lanchester)
Bob Rivers - Merry Xmas Allah
Alice Cooper - No Man’s Land
TDM #320
Theme: Carlin & Bearle Roast Schwarzenegger, Patton Oswalt, Robert Schimmel
Original air dates: Dec 14-20, 2009
Patton Oswalt - Text
Patton Oswalt - Birth
Patton Oswalt - The Magician
Robert Schimmel - Crank Yankers
Robert Schimmel - From Wet Dreams to Socks
Robert Schimmel - Juggling One Ball
George Carlin - George Carlin Roasts Arnold Schwarzenegger
George Carlin - Milton Berle Roasts Arnold Schwarzenegger
George Carlin - Arnold Schwarzenegger Roasts The Roasters
TDM #319
Theme: Maria Bamford, Village People, Neil Hamburger, Steve Martin
Original air dates: Dec 7-13, 2009
Malcom in the Middle - Dewey Knows Best
Maria Bamford - Baby Jesus
Maria Bamford - My Sister
Neil Hamburger - (Write My) Name on the Toilet
Neil Hamburger - The Man from HOTT
Village People - Sex Over the Phone
Neil Hamburger - SF Hotline
Maria Bamford - Voicemail Non-Sequiturs
Steve Martin - Cruel Shoes (from the book Cruel Shoes)
Maria Bamford - Learning
Village People - Big Mac
Steve Martin - Funny Comedy Gags
Steve Martin - Philosophy/Religion/College/Language
Village People - Diet
Village People - Food Fight
TDM #318
Theme: Groucho Marx, Martin & Lewis, Jack Benny
Original air dates: Nov 20-Dec 6, 2009
Jack Benny Show - featuring Claudette Colbert, Jack Benny, Vincent Price
Jack Benny and Groucho Marx - Jack And Groucho Play Checkers
The Marx Brothers - Lydia the Tattoed Lady (from ‘At the Circus’)
Groucho Marx - Show #22 with Paul Shalfont, Jean Reynolds
Martin & Lewis, featuring Peter Lorre - The Sunshine Boys
Martin & Lewis - Bad Reviews
Martin & Lewis - The ‘Had It Tough’ Poor Contest
Groucho Marx & Jerry Lewis - Jerry’s System For Dating Girls
The Marx Brothers - Swingali / Blue Moon
Martin & Lewis - Uncensored bloopers for “The Caddy” (Celebrities at their Worst)
TDM #317
Theme: Annual Thanksgiving Leftovers Special
Original air dates: Nov 23-29, 2009
Eugene Mirman - Mirman
Patton Oswalt - The Oswalt Family Crest (excerpt)
National Lampoon - Disco Hotline
Bill Cosby - Baseball
George Carlin - book excerpts (Strap it on and Pump Me Up, It’s Not Polite to Point,
Attitude Check, Good Cheer)
National Lampoon - Yidishco
George Carlin - A Few More Farts
George Carlin - The Metric System
Mathematicians - Child of Satan
Denis Leary - Fat Guy on the Plane
George Carlin - Airline Announcements (JiNY)
Swashbuckle - Dead Men Tell No Lies
Eartha Kitt - Let’s Misbehave
John Valby - The First 9/11 Song
TDM #316
Theme: Groovy 1970s Special, featuring Robert Klein
Original air dates: Nov 16-22, 2009
George Carlin - The Confessional
George Carlin - Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo
George Carlin - Heavy Mysteries
National Lampoon - Discoleptic
Robert Klein - Science Marches On
Robert Klein - You People’s Guide to the Orchestra
Robert Klein - At the Dentist
Cheech and Chong - Television Medley (Tortured Old Man, Empire Hancock,
Let’s Make A Dope Deal, Unamerican Bandstand)
Mad Magazine - Barely Alive
TDM #315
Theme: 2009 David Cross Special
Original air dates: Nov 9-15, 2009
This all-new David Cross special included excerpts live from Boston, recorded October 2009 (The Time Has Come (Song), Yogurt From Yogurt, If You Care, The Four Horsemen And The Humble Carpenter, In Heaven, Mormons, Yeah Bitch) Also excerpts from the audio book of “I Drink For a Reason” (Heaven, The Five People You Meet In Limbo, Ideas For T-Shirts To Be Sold At Urban Outfitters, In Anticipation Of Reading This Right Now, For the Love of God!)
TDM #314
Theme: 3.141592653589792…
Original air dates: Nov 2-8, 2009
Hard n’ Phirm - Pi
Steve Martin - Googlephonics
Tom Lehrer - Lobachevsky (live)
Tom Lehrer - New Math (live)
All in the Family - excerpts from “Pay the 20 Dollars”
The Lemonheads - My Hero Zero (Schoolhouse Rock)
Verizon’s Bad Math
TDM #313
Theme: The 2009 Halloween Special
Original air dates: Oct 26-Nov 1, 2009
Alice Cooper - Welcome To My Nightmare
Vincent Price - Tells joke to Buddy Lester
Bill Cosby - Half Man
Bill COsby - Rigor Mortis
Gilbert Gottfried - Gilbert on Karloff
Eddie Izzard - Horror Movies
Jerry Seinfeld - Halloween
Alice Cooper - Keepin’ Halloween Alive
Monty Python - Bring Out Your Dead
Monty Python - How Do You Tell A Witch
Patton Oswalt - The Oswalt Family Crest
Gibert Gottfried - Dracula (Bela Lugosi)
Alice Cooper - Devil’s Food / The Black Widow
Weird Al Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell
TDM #312
Theme: David Cross, Dennis Leary
Original air dates: Oct 19-25, 2009
David Cross - excerpts from The Pride is Back (Raising Kids Amish, Dating Handbook)
David Cross - Boring Babies (Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like Certain Pop Culture References!)
David Cross - Electric Scissors (Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!)
David Cross - Catholic Church (My Daughter’s First Date)
Denis Leary - Excerpts from “Why We Suck” [Grande Vente Mocha Oprah Chai (1-5)]
Denis Leary - Excerpts from “Why We Suck” [Brenda Berkman (We’d Hate You Even If You Weren’t Black) (12b)]
TDM #311
Theme: George Carlin Rarities special
Original air dates: Oct 12-18, 2009
George Carlin - excerpts from July 1998 show (About the book, Food Advertising)
George Carlin - excerpts from 2003 (Music, Things to Hear, Fecal Differential, Too Many Songs)
George Carlin - Losing Things (full performance)
George Carlin - The First Enema (live 2003)
TDM #310
Theme: Primus, John Fox, Tom Mabe
Original air dates: Oct 5-11, 2009
Onion Radio News - Christian Loan Shark
Patton Oswalt - Grocery Robots
Patton Oswalt - Airplane
Primus - The Air Is Getting Slippery
John Fox - Nymphomaniac Tonight
John Fox - 3-D Porno Movies
John Fox - Bill Collectors
Tom Mabe - Hotel Call: Help Jesus Feed…
Tom Mabe - Hotel Call: I’m Blind
Patton Oswalt - First
Primus - Shake Hands With Beef
Tom Mabe - Life Insurance
Primus - Tommy The Cat
Primus - Harold Of The Rocks (live)
TDM #309
Theme: Monty Python, Eddie Murphy, Bobby Slayton
Original air dates: Sept 28-Oct 4, 2009
Monty Python - excerpts from The LIfe of Brian (Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose),
Stone Salesman, Stoning)
Bobby Slayton - Lovers & Pinheads
Bobby Slayton - Political Correctness, Special Olympics
Eddie Murphy - Faggots Revisited + Sexual Prime
Eddie Murphy - Politics + Racism
Bobby Slayton - Minorities
Bobby Slayton - Death Penalty, Kids
Monty Python - Bishop On The Landing
Monty Python - Bookshop
Monty Python - Wide World Of Novel Writing
TDM #308
Theme: Bobcat Goldthwait’s “Meatbob”!
Original air dates: Sept 21-27, 2009
George Carlin - Deaths of Supercelebrities
Lewis Black - Gay Marriage
Lewis Black - Justin And Janet / America Loses Its Mind
Lewis Black - Nipple Clamps
Swashbuckle - Walk The Plank
Bobcat Goldthwait - selections from “Meatbob” (1,2,3,4,5,8)
Swashbuckle - Upon The Spanish Main
George Carlin - 15 Rules to Live By
TDM #307
Theme: Carlin on God (1970s), Beatallica, Robert Schimmel
Original air dates: Sept 14-20, 2009
George Carlin - God
George Carlin - Religious Lift
Beatallica - Revol-ooh-tion
Patton Oswalt - Obama, and Time Travel, and Coolness, and the Last Racist
Patton Oswalt - Demons
Robert Schimmel - My Daughter’s Boyfriend
Robert Schimmel - My Daughter’s Computer
Beatallica - Got to Get You Trapped Under Ice
Robert Schimmel - The Electric Chair
Robert Schimmel - My Butt, The Balloon & A Glass Of Milk
Beatallica - I Want to Choke Your Band
Beatallica - The Thing That Should Not Let It Be
TDM #306
Theme: Introducing Dara O’Briain! Also George Wallace, Alice Cooper
Original air dates: Sept 7-13, 2009
Dara O’Briain - God Moments (Live at the Theatre Royal 2006)
Onion Radio News - Church Cancelled Due to Lack of God
George Wallace - Bible, Smoking [edit]
Dara OBriain - Dara OBriain Talks Funny (“bacteria” to “gyms” excerpt)
Alice Cooper - Perfect
George Wallace - I’m From the South
George Wallace - Church and Funerals
Alice Cooper - Your Own Worst Enemy
Alice Cooper - The Saga Of Jesse Jane
TDM #305
Theme: 50 Years of “An Evening With Tom Lehrer”, New Patton Oswalt, “Salute” to Ted Kennedy
Original air dates: Aug 31-Sept 6, 2009
Ted Kennedy Medley: Denis Leary - Kennedy Medley
Bob Rivers - Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator
Denis Leary - Death
Denis Leary - The Downtrodden Song
Onion Radio News - Desire to Ejaculate Motivates Christian to Marry
Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango [live 1959]
Tom Lehrer - Oedipus Rex [live 1959]
Patton Oswalt - Rats / Orgy / Lofty Thoughts
Chris Rock - Black People
George Carlin - Telling Time (from ‘Napalm & Silly Putty’)
George Carlin - People Who Want to Know the Time (from ‘Napalm & Silly Putty’)
Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go [live 1959]
TDM #304
Theme: Johnathan Katz, Todd Barry, Groucho Marx
Original air dates: Aug 24-30, 2009
Patton Oswalt - Sky Cake
Patton Oswalt - Douchiest T-shirt
Jonathan Katz - A Marital Milestone / The Forbidden Love
Jonathan Katz - Daughters
George Carlin - It’s Your Body-Fearless Fashions (p29-33)
Todd Barry - Fastest HJs Temp Gym Renewal / Crazy Mixed Tape
Todd Barry - Old Navy / Short Shop
Todd Barry - Todd’s Address / Stay With Todd / Limo / Container Store
Todd Barry - Anal / Set An Alarm
Robby Roadsteamer - In Video Games
Groucho Marx, “You Bet Your Life” (#4 - Bob Lampert, Robert A Vincent)
Groucho Marx, “You Bet Your Life” (#13 - Mary Kuel, Eugene McCain Jr)
Groucho Marx, “You Bet Your Life” (#18 - Jack_Melbourne, Yvette Hoppis)
TDM #303
Theme: A Very MUSICAL Episode, Starring Victor Borge
Original air dates: Aug 17-23, 2009
George Carlin - I’m Musical
George Carlin - Music
Steven Wright - Rachel
Steve Martin - Grandmother’s Song
George Carlin - Turn Down the Radio
Victor Borge - Side 1 (comedy)
TDM #302
Theme: A Place for my STuff, Normal Wilkerson
Original air dates: Aug 10-16, 2009
George Carlin - A Place for My Stuff
George Carlin - First Announcements
George Carlin - Have a Nice Day
Onion Radio News - Christian Rockers Deny Kicky Ass
Robby Roadsteamer - I Put A Baby In You
Norman Wilkerson - I Need New Glasses
Norman Wilkerson - I Heart Retards
Norman Wilkerson - My Parents are Liars
Norman Wilkerson - Lower Your Standards
Doug Stanhope - Second_Hand_Bullshit
Doug Stanhope - Cowards
Doug Stanhope - Breakfast Trannies / Mississippi Dildo Bust [DBH]
Robby Roadsteamer - They Laid Your Father off From The Dick Factory
George Carlin - High on the Plane (NaSP)
TDM #301
Theme: The SUMMER SCHOOL Special
Original air dates: Aug 3-9, 2009
The Frantics - Theory of Creation
Maria Bamford - Arch Enemy From High School
Bob & Doug McKenzie - School Announcements
Bill Hicks - School Days
Doug Stanhope - School Shootings
George Carlin - Class Clown
Onion Radio News - Naked Education
Bill Cosby - Slow Class
Firesign Theatre - High School Madness!
TDM #300
Theme: Best of Blasphemy #9 !
Original air dates: July 27-Aug 2, 2009
George Carlin - War, God, Stuff Like That (p181)
Bobby Slayton - Gays, Religion, etc
Billy Connolly - excerpt from “Was It Something I Said?”
All in the Family - The Little Atheist (excerpt)
Gilbert Gottfriend - Jesus
Damage Control Comedy Crew - The Da Vinci Commode: Radio Religious Show
Lewis Black - My Virginity
TDM #299
Theme: Fatherly Tales from Louis CK and Denis Leary
Original air dates: July 20-26, 2009
David Cross - Readings from 7 Promises of a Promise Keeper (If Baseballs Had
AIDS on Them)
Louis CK - A Three Year Old’s Secret
Louis CK - Daddy I Don’t Like Chicken
Louis CK - The Diaper
Denis Leary - My Kids
Denis Leary - Life’s Gonna Suck
TDM #298
Theme: JNothing hosts TDM
Original air dates: July 13-19, 2009
“This week, JNothing takes over The Devil’s Mischief. He plays some of his favorite bits from Capital Steps, Andrew Dice Clay, Jeffrey Ross, Dave Attell, Lisa Lampanelli, Katt Williams, Jeff Dunham, personal favorites by George Carlin, and ends with two tracks by Psychostick.”
TDM #297
Theme: Emo Philps, Beatles, Firesign Theatre
Original air dates: July 6-12, 2009
Bobby Slayton - Religion (WWJD?)
Emo Philips - Equustentialisma, A -Dreamy- Dilemma
National Lampoon - Magical Misery Tour
Beatallica - Hey Dude
Beatallica - Sgt. Hetfield’s (Reprise)
National Lampoon - Mister Roberts
Firesign Theatre - The Golden Hind
Firesign Theatre - The Army Training Film
Firesign Theatre - Police Street
TDM #296
Theme: The King (of Pop) is Dead
Original air dates: June 29-July 5, 2009
Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It
Lewis Black - Michael Jackson, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ronald Reagan (excerpt)
Eddie Murphy - Singers (Mick Jagger, Michael Jackson)
In Living Color - Am I Black or White
Patton Oswalt - Michael Jackson (from ‘222’).
Celebrity Prank Call - MJ Calls News
George Carlin - When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops, p40-45 (Elegy for
‘Millennium’, Who Me Hate, Jacko Beats Them All, Let’s Get Real)
The Residents - Kawliga
Eddie Murphy - Singers
The Residents - Tryin’ To Beat It
Eddie Murphy - Raw - Mr. T, Michael Jackson
Weird Al Yankovic - Fat
Penn Jillette - what I believe (full)
TDM #295
Theme: Bobby Slayton, Eddie Izzard, Bob Odenkirk
Original air dates: June 22-28, 2009
Bobby Slayton - Bachelorette Parties
Bobby Slayton - The F Word, Keith Richards
Bobby Slayton - Marriage Advice
Eddie Izzard - Jesus and the Dinosaurs
Eddie Izzard - The Awesome Universe
Eddie Izzard - Talk to the Animals
George Carlin - My Childhood (Brain Droppings)
George Carlin - Random Thoughts (Recreational Drugs) [misc short takes]
George Carlin - Language of Comedy/Goodbye (Brain Droppings)
Real Time with Bill Maher - Bob Odenkirk as God
TDM #294
Theme: New and unreleased GILBERT GOTTFRIED!
Original air dates: June 15-21, 2009
Gilbert Gottfried - Death or Ooggoo
Gilbert Gottfried - Hot Tub / Mother In Shower
Eugene Mirman - Dog Dreams / Predict the Future / My Own Culture / Jewish
Eugene Mirman - Stalking / Bathroom
Eugene Mirman - Russian and Atari
Dead Alewives - Ray Bradbury
Gilbert Gottfried - Excerpts from 2009 New York Show (kidney, self-defense, sun and moon; canada; shopping with flockheart; jackie o; bob dylan; jesus)
Todd Barry - Working WIth Me
Todd Barry - Leak, Looking For Apartment, Friend Looking For Apartment
Todd Barry - Chipotle, Trader Joe’s
Dead Alewives - Stay Put
“Weird Al” Yankovic - Gandhi II
Dead Alewives - Total Recallin’
“Weird Al” Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo
TDM #293
Theme: New and unreleased STEVEN WRIGHT! Plus Toxic Avenger the Musical
Original air dates: June 8-14, 2009
Steven Wright - Comic Relief
Steven Wright - David Letterman 1990
The Toxic Avenger - Bitch, Slut, Liar, Whore
Steven Wright - 2009 Boston Show (excerpt)
The Toxic Avenger - Who Will Save New Jersey?
The Toxic Avenger - Evil Is Hot
TDM #292
Theme: The HAPPY HOUR, Part 2
Original air dates: June 1-7, 2009
Gilbert Gottfried - Drunk Puke
David Cross - Night with Harlow (Diarrhea Moustache)
Neil Hamburger - Pickle Potato
Patton Oswalt - Patton Vs Alcohol Vs Zach VS Patton
Fishbone - Drunk Skitzo
TDM #291
Theme: The HAPPY HOUR, part 1
Original air dates: May 25-31, 2009
Larry Miller - The 5 Stages of Drinking
Onion Radio News - Drunkard has Important Thought
Bill Hicks - Drunk Driving
Patton Oswalt - Liquor Everywhere
Doug Stanhope - He’s Just Drunk [DBH]
Doug Stanhope - Funnier Drunk
Spike Jones - Cocktails For Two
Robin Williams - Alcohol
Bill Cosby - Drinking, Drunken Cowboys, Puking (video version)
Fishbone - Alcoholic
Bob & Doug McKenzie - The Beerhunter
Spike Jones & His City Slickers - Clink, Clink, Another Drink
TDM #290
Theme: Louis CK, new Doug Stanhope
Original air dates: May 18-24, 2009
George Carlin - Peace on You
Louis CK - Offensive Words
Doug Stanhope - Live in Boston 2009 (excerpt)
Louis CK - Cinabon / Half Dead
George Carlin - Watch Your Mouth
George Carlin - Reincarnation [come back and see us, hear]
TDM #289
Theme: The BANANA 3 episode!
Original air dates: May 11-17, 2009
The Devil’s Mischief celebrates 6 years of Carnal Comedy and Netherworld Novelty with the long-anticipated BANANA 3 special! Like the past Banana specials, this hour included a slew of comedy and novelty, as well as trivia, all about bananas.
Bill M. - Godfather 3 Intro
Robby Roadsteamer - Bananas
Big Dog Eat Child - Bananas
Michael & Jello - Bananas Unite
Danna Banana - John Banana Milkshake
poo poodles - Banana Attack!
The Quiet Ones - Magic Banana
Doug Stanhope - The Banana Lady (GWS version)
George Carlin - Losing Things (excerpt)
Beverly Hills Cop (excerpt 1, A Couple Bananas)
Barry Louis Polisar - My Brother Thinks He’s a Banana
Beverly Hills Cop (excerpt 2, Tailpipe)
The Nillaz - Bananas
Louis Prima - Please No Squeezea Da Banana
Adam Book - Elvis Wants a Banana
The Jarmolettes - Yes We Have No Bananas
Bill M. - French Banana Trailer
Woody Allen - Bananas trailer
Gilberto Monroig, Tito Puente - Bananas
Kitten on the Keys - I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)
David Cross - Night with Harlow (excerpt)
Dalmatian Rex & The Eigentones - The bananas are coming to get me
Peter Weatherall - Bananas
Schwump - Dancing With Banana
The EPs - Hey Bananas, We Think You’re Groovy!
Ebaum’s World - Banana Phone (#2)
Bill M. - Show ID medley
Bill M. - Banana Phone Trailer
Grim Savior - Banana Phone (metal version)
TDM #288
Theme: Eddie Izzard, Nick Di Paolo, Billy Crystal for a friend
Original air dates: May 4-10, 2009
Eddie Izzard - Jesus and Man / The Future / Deathstar Canteen
George Carlin - Television Announcers (p115-119)
Cheech And Chong - The Pope: Live At The Vatican
Opie and Anthony - Green Bay Funeral
Nick Di Paolo - Smoking / City of Angels / Electric Chair
Billy Crystal - Godammit, You…Bastard
Billy Crystal - A Mind Of Its Own / Now!
Cheech And Chong - Trippin’ In Court
TDM #287
Theme: Erik Rivera, Beatallica, Patton Oswalt
Original air dates: April 27-May 3, 2009
Patton Oswalt - America Has Spoken
Patton Oswalt - Wackity Schmackity Doo!
Erik Rivera - Jail Time
Erik Rivera - Ex-Girlfriend, Engagement
Beatallica - …And Justice For All My Loving
Patton Oswalt - Cirque du Soleil
Beatallica - A Garage Dayz Nite
Erik Rivera - Dating Outside Your Race
Beatallica - Sandman
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Call To Chinese Restaurant
Lewis Black - Airport Security
Rod MacDonald - The Aliens Came in Business Suits
TDM #286
Theme: Billy Connolly, Presidents of the USA
Original air dates: April 20-26, 2009
Billy Connolly - Excerpts from “Was It Something I Said?” (1, 2)
The Presidents of the United States of America - We Are Not Going To Make It
George Carlin - House Of Blues
The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches
The Presidents of the United States of America - Ghosts Are Everywhere
George Carlin - Religion
George Carlin - There Is No God
The Presidents of the United States of America - Kitty
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Cats Are Cunts
TDM #285
Theme: 90 minute BOBBY SLAYTON special!
Original air dates: April 13-19, 2009
The longest episode in TDM history, which featured Bobby’s March 28, 2009 performance at Giggles comedy club, plus an interview, and excerpts from “Racial Profiling”, “Why Animals Attack”, etc.
RFS takes a vacation on the week of April 6-12, 2009. No new shows then.
TDM #284
Theme: Sam Kinison, George Carlin
Original air dates: March 30-April 5, 2009
Frantics - Worshippers ‘R’ Us
Sam Kinison - Manson
George Carlin - Familiar Expressions
Rodney Dangerfield featuring Sam Kinision - Torte Song
George Carlin - How’s Your Dog, Supermarkets
Sam Kinison - It’s Not Easy Bein’ Me (1986) performance
Sam Kinison - Alphabet
Sam Kinison - Buddies
Gilbert Gottfried - Stork (King, Crosby)
Gilbert Gottfried - Genius
Gilbert Gottfried - Polish Kid
TDM #283
Theme: Bobby Slayton, Denis Leary, Mötley Crüe Oddities
Original air dates: March 23-29, 2009
Bobby Slayton - Gays, Religion, etc.
Denis Leary - Jack Goes to School
Denis Leary - Asshole
Denis Leary - Puff Away
Bobby Slayton - Romance, Gender Distinction, Porn
Mötley Crüe - Babykills [excerpt]
Mötley Crüe - Mood Ring
Mötley Crüe - Girls Girls Girls demo excerpt with Tom Werman
Denis Leary - Love Barge
TDM #282
Theme: George Wallace, Steven Wright, Lewis Black
Original air dates: March 16-22, 2009
Steven Wright - I Met This Woman / The Store / Camera
Lewis Black - Coke and Pepsi and The Super Bowl of 2001
Lewis Black - Halftime at the Super Bowl 2001
George Wallace - excerpts from “Large & In Charge” (This Town, Moving,
Kids Today, Presidents and Government)
TDM #281
Theme: Best of Blasphemy Volume 8!
Original air dates: March 9-15, 2009
All in the Family - Mike’s Pains (sample)
Doug Stanhope - Live For Your Sins
George Carlin - It’s Bad For Ya excerpt (religion and rights)
Marc Maron - Bitter Jesus
Emo Philips - How to Escape Death [edit]
Lewis Black - “Red, White and Screwed” excerpt (religion)
The Steamy Bohemians - God Wants Bush To Be President
Doug Stanhope - Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew
Maria Bamford - Ventriloquist Prayer
South Park - Cartmanland (Job excerpt)
Eartha Kitt - I Want To Be Evil
TDM #280
Theme: Groucho Marx, Nick Di Paolo, Maria Bamford
Original air dates: March 2-8, 2009
Nick Di Paolo - The Homeless / Fat Victim / Red Ribbons
Maria Bamford - Credit Test / Depression / Dale Carnegie
George Carlin - New News
George Carlin - Flesh Colored Band-Aids
George Carlin - Unrelated Things
Maria Bamford - Voicemail Non-Sequiturs
Groucho Marx - Show One with Dorothy Kent & Bob Davis
Groucho Marx - Show Three with Valerie Kot & Mike Melufe
Groucho Marx - Show Two with Etta Daley & Luther McCain
Marx Brothers - Doctor Marx
TDM #279
Theme: Emo Philips, “Future” George Carlin rant
Original air dates: Feb 23-Mar 1, 2009
George Carlin - Hitchhiking (Long Version)
Emo Philips - secret track, wonderous magical enchanted track
Emo Philips - from Trackland, where a witch placed
David Cross - Literally, 3rd Person Talk (Fake Tits-Real Beer)
David Cross - CES Convention
George Carlin - excerpts from “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops”: * (p22-28) Guys and Dolls part 1, Free Breast Examinations, it’s a female problem * (p33-37) Guys and dolls part 2
Christian Bale flips out
BK Lemonade 911 call (cleaned up)
Adam and Andrew - EMO Kid
TDM #278
Theme: The Lost Bill Hicks Performance
Original air dates: Feb 16-22, 2009
Bill Hicks - Film
Late Show with David Letterman - Intro
Late Show with David Letterman - interview with Mary Hicks
Late Show With David Letterman - Bill Hicks (Oct 1993)
Bill Hicks - Excerpts from “The Lost Hour” (8-13)
Bill Hicks - Kids
Bill Hicks - Fries
TDM #277
Theme: Annual Anti-Valentine’s Special
Original air dates: Feb 9-15, 2009
Bill Hicks - You Can’t Get Bitter
Doug Stanhope - excerpts from ‘Die Laughing’ (Lucky in Love, Stuff I Should have Edited out, Eeewww, The Upside of Sexual Abuse, To Tell you The Truth)
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Call To Kennel
Emo - from Trackland, where a witch placed (excerpt)
George Carlin - Five Twos
Steve Martin - One Way to Leave Your Lover
AC/DC - The Jack [live movie version]
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Call To STD Hotline
Patton Oswalt - Dating a Stripper is a Recipe for Perspective (parts 1&2)
Bob Odenkirk - 9 Years is the Exact Right Amount of Time to Be in a Bad Relationship (parts 1&2)
TDM #276
Theme: I Hate the French
Original air dates: Feb 2-8, 2009
Denis Leary - French (NCfC DVD)
George Carlin - Get The Fuck Oot [WWJBtPC]
South Park - Blame Canada
Bob and Doug McKenzie - Today’s Weather/News Report
‘Weird Al’ Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
Henry Rollins - Canadians Are On The Move
Bill M - Freya vs The French
Sh-K-Boom - I Hate The French
Excerpt from “Top Secret” (Introducing the French)
Brent Burns - FTF, Forget the French
Excerpt from “The Pink Panther” (Hamburger)
Bob and Doug McKenzie - A Word from Our Sponsor
Bill M - Seeing the LoCaHD, Jan 2008
Bob and Doug McKenzie - Traffic Report
South Park - La Resistance
Eddie Izzard - French (D2K DVD)
Bill M - We Haven’t Sung the Blue Jays’ National Anthem
Shoes For Industry - Invasion Of The French Boyfriends
Bob and Doug McKenzie - Hockey Editorial
Corky and the Juice Pigs - French Cowboys
Taxi John - Canadians In Cowboy Hats
Big Poppa E - Oh Canadian FedEx Lady Boise
Rowan Atkinson - I Hate the French
Inspector Cleuso - That Felt Good!
TDM #275
Theme: A Look Back at the Bush Years, Part 2
Original air dates: Jan 26-Feb 1, 2009
Patton Oswalt - The Dukes of Hazzard
Patton Oswalt - Alternate Earth
Lewis Black - Rick Santorum Idiot
Lewis Black - Congressional Correspondents Dinner
Lewis Black - Mom And Pop And Paul
David Cross - More on the Sept 11 Fetish
David Cross - Sheets and Duct Tape
David Cross - Politics Stuff
TDM #274
Theme: A Look Back at the Bush Years, Part 1
Original air dates: Jan 19-25, 2009
David Cross - Praying for Bush (Pandering to the Locals!)
John Valby - Hillary Clinton
Patton Oswalt - Excerpt from “The Hero Who Saves The Day”
Bill Hicks - One of the Boys (Clinton) / Car Bomb Derby / The Elite
John Valby - Gas Today
Lewis Black - After September 11
Lewis Black - Environmental Terrorism or Global Warming?
David Cross - Politics / Bush / Ashcroft
TDM #273
Theme: Flying Past the Hack
Original air dates: Jan 12-18, 2009
Patton Oswalt - Tabasco Sauce
David Cross - Porn at Airport / Xtian Sandwich / Miles for Kids
Lewis Black - We Don’t Know What We Are Doing Anymore: Air Traffic Control
Opie and Anthony - Airline Pilot
Dead Alewives - Air Traffic Control
Bob Newhart - The Grace L. Ferguson Airline (And Storm Door Co.)
George Carlin - High On The Plane (1975)
George Carlin - Flying (NaSP)
TDM #272
Theme: Tribute to Eartha Kitt, and Jews
Original air dates: Jan 5-11, 2009
Judy Gold - Bea Arthur as a Welder
Judy Gold - Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew
Judy Gold - I love My Job
Onion Radio News - Jews to celebrate some sort of Holiday
Todd Barry - Watermelon
David Cross - Jew Raised in the South (excerpt)
Doug Stanhope - Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew
Doug Stanhope - Died Right On Time
Doug Stanhope - National Pride
Eartha Kitt - I Want To Be Evil
Eartha Kitt - C’mon a my House (live) / Zhara Bee Zha Zha (live)
Eartha Kitt - Here’s To Life
Plus excerpts from “Rejuvenate!” (Etceterate - Get Naked, [3-20] Sex, Solitude)
TDM #271
Theme: The 2009 SPORTS episode
Original air dates: Dec 29, 2008-Jan 4, 2009
Ned And Manson - Golf Course
Opie and Anthony - Green Bay Pizza
Eddie Izzard - Americans [Baseball, organ excerpt]
George Carlin - Sports
George Carlin - New Sports
George Carlin - Baseball-Football [original version]
George Carlin - Good Sports
Eddie Izzard - Alternative Olympics
Spike Jones - William Tell Overture
Judy Tenuta - Sports
Cheech & Chong - Basketball Jones
Don Knotts - The Sportscaster (fixed)
Spike Jones - Dance Of The Hours
Billy Crystal - Howard Cosell, Right There!
