2008

TDM #270

Theme: The 2008 (Anti)Holiday Special, Part 2

Original air dates: Dec 22-28, 2008

  • Denis Leary - Merry Fucking Christmas (live)

  • Bob Rivers - Jingle Hells Bells

  • Lewis Black - Santa / Chanoookah / Chanukah

  • Patton Oswalt - Xmas Shoes

  • John Valby - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (BSF)

  • Bob Rivers - The Angel

  • Bob Rivers - Teddy the Red-Nose Senator

  • Redd Foxx - Merry Christmas (excerpt)

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Xmas at Ground Zero

  • Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire

  • Neil Hamburger - Cranberry Sauce (TFW DVD)

  • John Valby - Fa La La / It’s Beginning / Rudolph’s Races (toxxxc)

  • Red Peters - Holy Shit It’s Christmas

  • The Chipmunks - Xmas Don’t Be Late (pitch shifted)

TDM #269

Theme: The 2008 (Anti)Holiday Special, Part 1

Original air dates: Dec 15-21, 2008

  • Bob Rivers - Walking ‘round in Women’s Underwear

  • Patton Oswalt - My Christmas Memory

  • Lewis Black - Xmas / Xmas Halftime

  • Opie and Anthony - Granny Christmas Song

  • John Valby - Jingle Balls / Sleigh Ride (aToXXXC)

  • Tom Mabe - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, BANG!

  • Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus

  • Patton Oswalt - The Xmas Story (No Reason to Complain DVD, bonus)

  • Bob & Doug McKenzie - Twelve Days Of Christmas

  • Bob Rivers - Twisted Chipmunk Song

  • Bob Rivers - The Police Stopped My Car

  • John Valby - Winter Wonderland, Joy to the World (aToXXXC)

  • Steve Martin - Five Wishes for Christmas

  • Tom Lehrer - A Christmas Carol (studio)

  • Robby Roadsteamer - Xmas in Allston

  • Weird Al Yankovic - the night santa went crazy (extra gory version)

  • Spinal Tap - Christmas With the Devil

  • National Lampoon - Kung Fu Christmas

TDM #268

Theme: Nick Di Paolo, Emo Philips

Original air dates: Dec 8-14, 2008

  • Nick Di Paolo - The Cocky Disabled

  • Nick Di Paolo - Hotel Horrors

  • Nick Di Paolo - Bad Service

  • George Carlin - Things You Never See (Brian Droppings, p29)

  • Emo Philips - How to Escape Death [edit]

  • Emo Philips - from Trackland, where a witch placed

  • Emo Philips - a spell on all the tracks, forcing them to skip

  • Emo Philips - until a greying yet still handsome comedian

  • John Valby - Silent Night (aToXXXC)

  • John Valby - Rum Pum Pum (aToXXXC)

  • Lewis Black - This Moment / My…Virginity / Golfers

  • George Carlin - Food Terms (p13-14)

  • John Valby - Vibrator (aToXXXC)

  • John Valby - The First Noel (HJB)

TDM #267

Theme: Rare Patton Oswalt, The Wrestling Album

Original air dates: Dec 1-7, 2008

  • George Carlin - Things We Say When People Die

  • George Carlin - He’s Smiling Down / Parents In Hell

  • Patton Oswalt - America Has Spoken

  • Patton Oswalt - The Poetry Of Pornography

  • Patton Oswalt - There Will Be Blood / Mega-Leg

  • George Carlin - Popular Beliefs Rooted in Familiar Expressions

  • Excerpts from The Wrestling Album:

  • The Wrestlers - Land Of A Thousand Dances

  • Junk Yard Dog - Grab Them Cakes

  • Jimmy Hart - Eat Your Hart Out, Rick Springfield

  • Captain Lou Albano - Captain Lou’s History Of Music

TDM #266

Theme: THANKSGIVING 2008 with the Bunkers

Original air dates: Nov 24-30, 2008

The annual Thanksgiving Leftovers episode, including an All in the Family episode narrated by Bill M.

  • Steven Wright - Ice

  • George Carlin - People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books

  • George Carlin - Motivation Seminar

  • George Carlin - Singers With One Name

  • Cheech & Chong - Streets Of New York Or Los Angeles Or San Francisco Or…

  • Don Knotts - The Analyst

  • All In The Family, “The Little Atheist” (from season 6)

  • Tiny Tim - Hey Jude

  • Frank Zappa - Valley Girl

  • Yma Sumac - Wimoweh [Shit, I did play this one in the WXYZ episode! I meant to throw in something else]

TDM #265

Theme: The BEATLEMANIA Episode!

Original air dates: Nov 17-23, 2008

  • John Valby - Father Pedophilia

  • Sam Kinison - Manson [excerpt]

  • John Valby - Penny Lane

  • The Rutles - Ouch

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Paul McCartney Interview

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Pacman

  • Father Guido Sarducci - Beatles Medley

  • Beatallica - Sgt. Hetfield’s Motorbreath Pub Band

  • John Valby - Help From My Friends [live from JNJ]

  • Bill Hicks - Drugs Have Done Good Things [Relentless] (excerpt)

  • William Shatner - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

  • Bob Rivers - Getting Fatter

  • John Valby - When I’m 64

  • The Residents - For the Benefit of Mr Kite

  • Helloween - All My Loving

  • Beatallica - Blackened The U.S.S.R.

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Paul McCartney Interview (continued)

  • Beatallica - Leper Madonna

  • Beatallica - The Thing That Should Not Let It Be (live)

  • The Residents - Beyond The Valley Of A Day In The Life

  • The Residents - Flying

TDM #264

Theme: WXYZ!

Original air dates: Nov 10-16, 2008

  • WXYZ intro

  • Steven Wright - Introduction

  • Steven Wright - Dog Stay

  • Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee

  • Robert Schimmel - Heart Attack

  • Steven Wright - Mumble Song

  • Yma Sumac - Malambo No. 1

  • Yma Sumac - Wimoweh

  • Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts are for Assholes

  • Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls

  • Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda

  • Yma Sumac - Taki Rari

  • Yma Sumac - Xtabay, Lure of the Unknown Love

TDM #263

Theme: Maria Bamford, Father Guido Sarducci, The Residents

Original air dates: Nov 3-9, 2008

  • Maria Bamford - Small Talk / Crazy Cult

  • Maria Bamford - Giant Corporation / Self-Employed

  • Father Guido Sarducci - Divorced Look-alikes, Vatican Enquirer,

  • Breakfast in Heaven, Questions

  • George Carlin on Comedy (Trying Stuff Out, Structuring the Act, Physical Carlin)

  • The Residents - A Tribute To Past Tours [intermission music]

TDM #262

Theme: The 2008 Halloween Special

Original air dates: Oct 27-Nov 2, 2008

  • Eddie Murphy - TV

  • Stephen Lynch - Halloween

  • Mitch Hedberg - Headless Horseman [excerpt]

  • Lewis Black - Halloween (from ‘Nothing’s Sacred’)

  • Lewis Black - It’s One Thing (from ‘Nothing’s Sacred’)

  • Richard Pryor - Exorcist / Wino Dealing With Dracula

  • Screamin’ Jay Hawins - Alligator Wine / I Put a Spell on You (live)

  • Alice Cooper - Prologue/I Know Where You Live

  • Alice Cooper - Wake The Dead

  • Alice Cooper - The One That Got Away

  • Bruce Dickinson - Dracula

  • Alice Cooper - Former Lee Warmer

  • Alfred Hitchcock - Music To Be Murdered By

TDM #261

Theme: The Psychotic Witchbitch Episode

Original air dates: Oct 20-26, 2008

  • The Psyhotic Witch Bitch phone call

  • Larry Reeb - Psycho Bitch [excerpt]

  • Freaky Friday - Not a Single Clue [excerpt]

  • Living Colour - Mind Your Own Business

  • Neil Hamburger - A Score to Settle

  • Sam Kinison - Relationships [part 1]

  • John Valby - End Of The Month

  • Sam Kinison - Relationships [parts 2 and 3]

  • Robby Roadsteamer - Looney Looney Looney

  • Ill Will Press - Spellcasters

  • Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - You Make Me Sick

  • John Valby - Ob La Di

  • Neil Hamburger - Music of the Night

  • Patton Oswalt - Stella D’oro

  • John Valby - Roll Your Leg Over

  • Weird Al Yankovic - I’m sick of you

  • Steven Wright - Rachel

  • Bob Zany - Marriage

  • Robby Roadsteamer - When You Get Creepy as a Woman

  • Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - Ignant and Shit

TDM #260

Theme: 1960s stand-up special (2008)

Original air dates: Oct 13-19, 2008

  • Bob Newhart - Ledge Psychology

  • George Carlin - Commercials

  • Bill Cosby - Foreign Countries

  • Don Knotts - Prenatal Anxieties

  • George Carlin - Daytime Television

  • George Carlin - The Indian Sergeant

TDM #259

Theme: Hard n’ Phirm, Rare Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Izzard

Original air dates: Oct 6-12, 2008

  • George Carlin - Earrings

  • George Carlin - Tattoos

  • George Carlin - Second Announcements

  • Eddie Izzard - Religion (Unrepeatable)

  • Eddie Izzard - The Nottingham Twang / My Name Is Tracy / Deus Ex Machina

  • Hard ‘N Phirm - Comedy Death Ray performance

  • Mitch Hedberg - Bed And Breakfast

  • Mitch Hedberg - Hotels and Beds / Phil / Restaurants

  • Alice Cooper - The Song That Didn’t Rhyme

TDM #258

Theme: Lewis Black Part 2, Eugene Mirman, Doug Stanhope

Original air dates: Sept 29-Oct 5, 2008

  • Eugene Mirman - Skatepunk / Ice Cream Store / Talking Dirty /

  • Protester on the Street / Terrible_Prostitute / Nerd

  • Eugene Mirman - Cupid

  • Eugene Mirman - Fleet

  • Doug Stanhope - Died Right On Time (NR)

  • Doug Stanhope - National Pride (NR)

  • Doug Stanhope - Fear For Your Own Safety (NR)

  • Lewis Black - Excerpts from the book “Nothing’s Sacred” (Suburbia = Nowhere,

  • Mixed Messages About The Atom, A Sense of Uneasiness, Highschool,

  • My Sense of Humor, I liked Laughing, American Leaders, Eye Opener)

  • Doug Stanhope - The Transvestite Hooker Incident (Sicko)

TDM #257

Theme: Lewis Black “Nothing’s Sacred”, part 1

Original air dates: Sept 22-28, 2008

  • Bill M. - Order 257 please

  • George Carlin - Enema (unreleased, May 2003)

  • Lewis Black - Congressional Correspondents Dinner

  • Lewis Black - Mom And Pop And Paul

  • Lewis Black - Excerpts from the book “Nothing’s Sacred”

  • (The Pledge of Allegiance, Judaism, The Book of Death,

  • My Great Rabbi, Catholics, Gay Marriage,

  • What’s The Problem and Who Cares?)

TDM #256

Theme: All in the Family, “New” Mitch Hedberg

Original air dates: Sept 15-21, 2008

  • Mitch Hedberg - The Improv Fairy Tale / Door Deal / Hot Air Balloon

  • Ned & Manson - Vlasic Pickle

  • Ned & Manson - Chicken Plucker

  • Mitch Hedberg - X

  • All in the Family - “Mikes Pains” (with commentary)

  • George Carlin (interview) - Politics, the Laughter Reflex

TDM #255

Theme: Patton Oswalt & Novelty

Original air dates: Sept 8-14, 2008

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues

  • Comedy Death Ray - Patton Oswalt

  • Barnes and Barnes - Fishheads

  • Patton Oswalt - At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With a Shovel

  • Patton Oswalt - Physics for Poets

  • The Firm - Star Trekkin’

  • Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen - Two Triple Cheese, Side Order of Fries

  • Patton Oswalt - Great Food Is Cooked By Psychos

  • Patton Oswalt - Cops

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Truck Drivin’ Song

  • George Carlin (interview) - The Writer, The Big Change, Writing Techniques

TDM #254

Theme: Woody Allen, Jonathan Katz, Todd Barry

Original air dates: Sept 1-7, 2008

  • Woody Allen - Bullet In My Breast Pocket

  • Woody Allen - Unhappy Childhood

  • Woody Allen - Mechanical Objects

  • Jonathan Katz - Bad Instincts / Three Hobbies / The Waiting Room

  • Todd Barry - Selling CDs / Springsteen at Bar / Moore at Party / Gawker

  • Todd Barry - Guy Who Needs Help / Been to NYC / Driving with Friend

  • Todd Barry - Preachy Singer / English Washer / Alabama / Pittsburgh

  • Woody Allen - Second Marriage

  • George Carlin (interview) - Standing Alone, The Vegas Incident, Lenny Bruce

TDM #253

Theme: Nick Di Paolo and Doug Stanhope

Original air dates: Aug 25-31, 2008

  • George Carlin - Sixth Announcements

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Callin in Sick

  • Nick Di Paolo - Olive Garden / White European Males

  • Nick Di Paolo - Immigration

  • Nick Di Paolo - Rap Music & Cancun

  • Doug Stanhope - Unbookables performance

  • George Carlin (interview) - First Time Funny, Early Influences, Burns & Carlin

TDM #252

Theme: The 2008 David Cross Special!

Original air dates: Aug 18-24, 2008

  • George Carlin - Mental Hot Foots

  • David Cross - Raising Kids Amish

  • David Cross - Live in San Francisco 1996 (HBO)

  • Jon Benjamin and David Cross - ‘Invite Them Up’ Performance

TDM #251

Theme: The “Stand-Down” Special, part 2

Original air dates: Aug 11-17, 2008

  • George Carlin - First Announcements

  • Dead Alewives - D&D Part I

  • Dead Alewives - Ray Bradbury

  • Firesign Theatre - Beat The Reaper!

  • Bob & Doug McKenzie - This Is Our Album, Eh?

  • Bob & Doug McKenzie - School Announcements

  • Bob & Doug McKenzie - Peter’s Donuts

  • National Lampoon - Monolithic Oil

  • National Lampoon - Mr. Roberts #1

  • George Carlin - Fifth Announcements

  • George Carlin - Third Announcements

  • Dead Alewives - Horror Scopes

  • National Lampoon - Fartman

  • National Lampoon - I’m a Woman

  • Firesign Theatre - Forward Into The Past

  • Firesign Theatre - The American Pageant

TDM #250

Theme: The “Stand-Down” Special, part 1

Original air dates: Aug 4-10, 2008

  • George Carlin - Fourth Announcements

  • George Carlin - Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag

  • Cheech And Chong - Emergency Ward

  • Cheech And Chong - Vietnam

  • National Lampoon - Confession

  • National Lampoon - For $25,000

  • Cheech & Chong - Sister Mary Elephant, Sgt Stadanko

  • George Carlin - Interview with Jesus

  • National Lampoon - Best Friends

  • National Lampoon - Mr. Roberts #2

  • George Carlin - A Place For Your Stuff (book version)

TDM #249

Theme: Leary & Lehrer

Original air dates: Jul 28-Aug 3, 2008

  • Denis Leary - Coffee

  • Denis Leary - Beer

  • Denis Leary - Fat Fucks

  • Denis Leary - Voices In My Head

  • Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango [live ‘59]

  • Tom Lehrer - National Brotherhood Week [live ‘59]

  • Tom Lehrer - Smut [live ‘59]

  • Tom Lehrer - Clementine

  • George Carlin - Shoot / Drugs / Birth Control

TDM #248

Theme: McComedy with Steve Martin and Spike Jones

Original air dates: Jul 21-27, 2008

  • Eddie Murphy - McDonalds Hamburgers (full version)

  • Supersize Me - What Would Happen?

  • Wesley Wilis - Rock N Roll McDonald’s

  • Supersize Me - McStomach Ache

  • Steve Martin - McDonald’s + Men’s Underwear

  • Spike Jones - Cocktails for Two (alt version)

  • Steve Martin - Vegas

  • Steve Martin - Let’s Get Small

  • Spike Jones - That Old Black Magic

  • Steve Martin - Googlephonics

  • Spike Jones - Drip, Drip, Drip (Sloppy Lagoon)

  • George Carlin - Son of WINO / Divorce Game

TDM #247

Theme: Famous Clowns (Bozo, Shakes, Jesse Helms)

Original air dates: July 14-20, 2008

  • Bill Hicks - Deficit (Jesse Helms) / Rush Limbaugh

  • Bill Hicks - Beelzebozo

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Alcoholic Clowns And Katie Couric, Screech’s Huge

  • Cock, And Granny Porn

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Johnny Depp And The Electric Razor Ad

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - I Love Dick

  • Steven Wright - Ants

  • Doug Stanhope - Ants

  • Bill Hicks - I Love My Job [Dangerous]

  • Steven Wright - My Grandfather

  • Steven Wright - Shopping Carts

  • Steven Wright - The Kitten Song

  • George Carlin - Childhood Cliches

  • George Carlin - Filthy Words

TDM #246

Theme: Summertime with Bill Hicks and Eddie Murphy

Original air dates: July 7-13, 2008

  • Bill Hicks - Summertime

  • Eddie Murphy - Ice Cream Man and Shoe Throwin’ Mothers

  • Todd Barry - Florida, Air Conditioning, Big Bookstores, K-Mart in New York

  • Bill Hicks - Summer Trip

  • Eddie Murphy - The Barbeque (cookout) / Singers

  • George Carlin - Readings from “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”

  • (We Just Wanna Watch, Keep America Clean, Uncle Sam, Too Many People,

  • An LA Street Problem, Bits and Pieces (p51-55))

TDM #245

Theme: George Carlin Memorial

Original air dates: June 30-July 6, 2008

In memory of George Carlin, the 2-part “George Carlin Special” from 2007 was re-aired. Additionally, a brand new memorial special was made. While most other tributes to Carlin only focused on his HBO specials, the Devil’s Mischief’s memorial episode included:

  • “The Coney Island Recordings” from Carlin’s childhood

  • Readings from “Brain Droppings” (Preface)

  • Readings from “Napalm & Silly Putty” (Death)

  • Readings from “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” (Turn Down the Radio, War God Stuff Like That, …And the Horse You Rode In On, Read Only, Euphemisms: Political Interest Groups)

  • Plus unreleased material from a May 2003 performance (intro, zipper, music, too many songs, screams, things to hear, fecal differential, good ideas)

TDM #244

Theme: Marc Maron, Triumph, George Carlin

Original air dates: June 23-29, 2008

  • Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Cats Are Cunts

  • George Carlin - Join the Book Club

  • Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Call To Catalog

  • George Carlin - Keeping People Alert / People I Can Do Without

  • George Carlin - I’m Musical [cleaned up]

  • Marc Maron - Lower Your Expectations

  • Marc Maron - Getting High Without Drugs

  • Marc Maron - All You Can Eat / New York

  • Robby Roadsteamer - Looney Looney Looney

  • Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Underage Bichon

TDM #243

Theme: British Comedy

Original air dates: June 16-22, 2008

  • Eddie Izzard - The Future / The Deathstar Canteen

  • Rowan Atkinson - Not the 9 O’Clock News (questions Reverend on God)

  • Eddie Izzard - Horror Movies

  • Rowan Atkinson - With Friends Like These (wedding)

  • Rowan Atkinson - Thomas, Richard, and Harold

  • Eddie Izzard - Squeezy Squeezy Things

  • Iron Maiden - Pass the Jam

TDM #242

Theme: Doug Stanhope, Bobcat Goldthwait

Original air dates: June 9-15, 2008

  • John Valby - Father Pedophilia

  • Doug Stanhope - School Shootings

  • Doug Stanhope - Cowards

  • Opie and Anthony - Hi Mom, I’m In jail

  • Doug Stanhope - Sanitized Generation / Carnival Head

  • DOug Stanhope - Drugs For A Brave New Cubicle

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Beaten By The Police

  • Opie and Anthony - Girl’s Bike

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - David Crosby’s Sperm, And Why

  • The Hollywood Squares Downsized Me

  • Bobcat Goldthwait - Jack And Bobby In Hell, Alan Thicke,

  • Polar Bear, And Chris Reeve

  • John Valby - Roll Your Leg Over (OFU)

TDM #241

Theme: Joe Derosa, Tribute to Harvey Korman & Dick Martin

Original air dates: June 2-8, 2008

  • Joe Derosa - live at Comix in NYC

  • Laugh In - Cocktail party / Here and After / Quickies (2)

  • Joe Derosa - The Nasty Show, Live at Helium in Philadelphia

  • Nick Bougas - Carol Burnett bloopers

  • Harvey Korman Interview (1,2,5-8)

  • “Blazing Saddles” excerpt

  • Carol Burnett Show - The Old Folks

TDM #240

Theme: David Cross, Emo Philips, Todd Barry

Original air dates: May 26-June 1, 2008

  • South Park - Cartmanland (Job)

  • David Cross - Age of Consent, Fucking Oneself

  • Emo Philips - bonus track

  • Emo Philips - A Fine How-Do-Ya-Do (edit)

  • Emo Philips - Why Our Family is Nice

  • David Cross - Scott Stapp is an Asshole (ghost track)

  • Emo Philips - My Childhood, Yes

  • Todd Barry - Larry King, Lady in Audience with Cap, Party Invitation, Lavender Shirt

  • Todd Barry - Birthdays, Challenge, Cambridge, Noodle Gift

  • Todd Barry - Prairie Dogs, Sweet Soap

TDM #239

Theme: 5 year anniversary, part 2

Original air dates: May 19-25, 2008

In celebration of 5 years of the Devil’s Mischief, Bill M. put together a selection of comedy and novelty reflecting Satanism itself! Part 2 continues with Pentagonal Revisionism and the Nine Satanic Sins.

  • Doug Stanhope - Fuck Your God

  • Robert Schimmel - Love Is Blind (It Will Blow Your Mind)

  • South Park - Cartmanland (excerpt)

  • George Carlin - Some People Are Stupid

  • Bill Hicks - misc excerpts (Smoking, Flying Saucer Tour, Revelations)

  • Bill Hicks - Satiating The American Comedy Audience

  • Doug Stanhope - Freak Shows

  • Bill Hicks - Puppet People

  • George Carlin - Dumb Americans

  • Doug Stanhope - Live Life

  • George Carlin - excerpts from “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops”

  • Eddie Izzard - Being Cool / Parrots

  • George Carlin - How to Handle a Heckler

TDM #238

Theme: 5 year anniversary, part 1

Original air dates: May 12-18, 2008

In celebration of 5 years of the Devil’s Mischief, Bill M. put together a selection of comedy and novelty reflecting Satanism itself! Part 1 included clips for the 9 Statements, with statement #8 expanded to include all of the 7 deadly sins. Part 1 finishes with Pentagonal Revisionism point #1.

  • Statment #1: Bill Hicks - Yul Brynner

  • Doug Stanhope - Will Work For Vagina

  • Statment #2: Doug Stanhope - Fuck Your God

  • George Carlin - Doin’ It Again (excerpt)

  • Statment #3: George Carlin - Doin’ It Again (continued)

  • Statment #4: Sam Kinison - Love Song

  • Statment #5: Bill Cosby - Revenge

  • Statment #6: Marc Maron - Lower Your Expectations

  • Statment #7: Eddie Izzard - The Tyranny Of Ducks

  • LUST: Bill Hicks - Flying Saucer Tour

  • ENVY: George Carlin - Why We Don’t Need 10 Commandments

  • ANGER: Excerpt from “The Jeffersons”

  • GLUTTONY: Patton Oswalt - Beautiful People and a Bridge Troll

  • SLOTH: George Carlin - Welcome To My Job

  • GREED: Monty Python - Money Song

  • PRIDE: Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I Am the Cool

  • Statement #9: Doug Stanhope - Will Work For Vagina (continued)

  • Tom Lehrer - The Vatican Rag

  • Pentagonal Revisionism #1: George Carlin - Pyramid Of The Hopeless

TDM #237

Theme: Cinco de Mayo!

Original air dates: May 5-11, 2008

  • Movie Dialogue - Mexican Americans / Beaners (C&C’s next movie)

  • George Carlin - Mexican Hat Dance

  • Paul F. Tompkins - Sesame Street

  • Cheech And Chong - Welcome To Mexico

  • Doug Stanhope - Einstein Was An Immigrant Worker

  • Doug Stanhope - Fear For Your Own Safety

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Taco Grande

  • Tom Lehrer - In Old Mexico (live)

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Lasagna

  • Cheech & Chong - Cruisin’ With Pedro De Pacas

  • Cheech & Chong - The Continuing Adventures Of Pedro De Pacas

  • Cheech & Chong - Pedro And Man At The Drive-In

TDM #236

Theme: David Cross, Mitch Hedberg, Scott Aukerman &

Original air dates: April 28-May 4, 2008

  • Nick Thune

  • David Cross - Praying for Bush (Pandering to the Locals!)

  • David Cross - Boring Babies (Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like

  • Certain Pop Culture References!)

  • David Cross - New York (You Go, Girl!)

  • David Cross - Los Angeles (Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist)

  • Scott Aukerman - Comedy Death Ray peformance

  • Nick Thune - Comedy Death Ray peformance

  • Mitch Hedberg - Teeth / The Pipe / Oatmeal

  • Mitch Hedberg - Six People Isn’t Convincing

  • Sarah Silverman - Ron Jeremy / Porn Song

  • Alice Cooper - Unfinished Sweet

TDM #235

Theme: Celebrity Bloopers, Bob Newhart

Original air dates: April 21-27, 2008

  • Celebrities at Their Worst - Casey Kasem (1)

  • Celebrities at Their Worst - Barry White

  • Steven Wright - Twin

  • Roadsteamer - Flip the Coin of Love

  • Bob Newhart - The Grace L. Ferguson Airline (And Storm Door Co.)

  • Nick Bougas - Casey Kasem (2)

  • Bob Newhart - Retirement Party

  • Bob Newhart - The Seven Lost Cities of the Incas

  • Bob Newhart - The African Movie

  • Roadsteamer - Meggie Poo

  • Nick Bougas - Buddy Rich (3) (For Warlock HellofallHells)

TDM #234

Theme: Best of Blasphemy #7

Original air dates: April 14-20, 2008

  • Bill Hicks - Religion, Drugs [Salvation Oxford] (excerpt)

  • Steven Wright - Hitchhiker (excerpt)

  • David Cross - Dr. Kevorkian

  • Steven Wright - Quote (excerpt)

  • Bill Hicks - Odd Beliefs [Relentless]

  • Henny Youngman - alaska (excerpt)

  • Patton Oswalt - Xmas Shoes

  • Sarah Silverman - That’s What I Do [excerpt]

  • Marc Maron - Coming Out As A Jew

  • Marc Maron - The God Conspiracy (excerpt)

  • Maria Bamford - Touched By An Angel / L.A. People / Ritz Carlton Jesus

  • Steve Martin - Philosophy/Religion/College/Language [excerpt]

  • Miss Tammy Faye Starlite - God’s a Hard Habit To Break

  • Miss Tammy Faye Starlite - If You’re Comin Down Sweet Jesus

  • Miss Tammy Faye Starlite - God Has Lodged A Tenant In My Uterus

  • The Residents - I Hate Heaven (live in San Francisco 1998)

  • Frank Zappa - sample from the film ‘200 Motels’ (Satan convincing Jeff

  • Eliixir to quit the band)

TDM #233

Theme: Ned and Mason, Weird Al, Todd Barry

Original air dates: April 7-13, 2008

  • Ned and Manson - Golf Course

  • Steven Wright - Camera

  • Neil Hamburger - Pickle Potato

  • Ned and Manson - Slaves

  • Neil Hamburger - Rock and Roll

  • ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic - Albuquerque

  • Ned and Manson - Barbie

  • Todd Barry - Coffee Maker / Class Act / Offer to Crowd / Too Many Diet Pepsis

  • Todd Barry - Coke vs. Pepsi / Prostitution / Condom 3-Pack

  • ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic - Don’t Download This Song

  • ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong

  • ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic - Good Enough For Now

  • Tom Green - Bum Bum Song

TDM #232

Theme: Doug Stanhope & David Cross

Original air dates: March 31-April 6, 2008

  • Doug Stanhope - Make Your Own Christianity (from ‘Word of Mouth’)

  • David Cross - Catholic Church (My Daughter’s First Date)

  • David Cross - High Times Magazine

  • David Cross - David’s Food Services

  • Doug Stanhope - Don’t Talk To Strangers (from ‘No Refunds’)

  • Doug Stanhope - Rampant On The Internet (from ‘No Refunds’)

  • Doug Stanhope - My Fetus Is A Centerfold (from ‘No Refunds’)

  • David Cross - Readings from ‘7 Promises of a Promise Keeper’ (If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them)

TDM #231

Theme: New George Carlin, Lewis Black, Paul F. Tompkins

Original air dates: March 24-30, 2008

  • George Carlin - It’s Bad For Ya excerpt (religion and rights)

  • Lewis Black - RWaS excerpt (religion)

  • Paul F. Tompkins - Peanut Brittle

  • Paul F. Tompkins - Jazz

  • George Carlin - Clerks, Hankies and Emma

  • George Carlin - Public Affairs

  • Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Savings Time

  • Lewis Black - The Ozone, Sunblock, The Flu, and NyQuil

  • Lewis Black - Miami and Las Vegas

  • Lewis Black - Heaven’s Gate

TDM #230

Theme: St. Patrick’s Day AND Easter 2008

Original air dates: March 17-23, 2008

  • Bill Hicks - Easter / Gideons

  • Eddie Izzard - C of E Fundamentals [excerpt, D2K DVD]

  • Patton Oswalt - Dublin (excerpt form The Hero Who Saves The Day)

  • John Valby - excerpt from Rudolph’s Races (CSoaFNY)

  • Patton Oswalt - Easter Eggs (unedited)

  • Denis Leary - Traditional Irish Folk Song

  • Denis Leary - Asshole of the Dance

  • Paul F. Tompkins - Potato Famine

  • Denis Leary - Fuck the Pope

  • Eddie Izzard - Jesus and the Dinosaurs

  • Eddie Izzard - Jesus and Man

  • Maria Bamford - Ritz Carlton Jesus

  • Sam Kinison - Robo-Pope

  • Sam Kinison - Mother Mary’s Mystery Date

  • Sam Kinison - Jesus The Miracle Caterer

  • Marc Maron - Bitter Jesus

TDM #229

Theme: BLUE Comedy

Original air dates: March 10-16, 2008

  • John Valby - Always A Woman [CSoaFNY]

  • Robert Schimmel - Premature Ejaculation

  • Robert Schimmel - Fake Breasts

  • Robert Schimmel - Talking During Sex

  • John Valby - Puff [DD CD]

  • Sam Kinison - Lesbians Are Our Friends

  • Sam Kinison - Pocket Toys

  • Sam Kinison - Sexual Diaries

  • John Valby - Who Gives A Fuck (medley from “Operation Fuck Iraq” and CSoaFNY)

  • John Valby - Hey Lade [CSoaFNY]

TDM #228

Theme: The lost art of the Ethnic Voice

Original air dates: March 3-9, 2008

  • George Carlin - Dumb Americans

  • George Carlin - White Harlem, The Hallway Groups, Black Consciousness

  • George Carlin - New York Voices

  • Marx Brothers - Everyone Says I Love You (Chico Marx)

  • Cheech and Chong - China Town / Rainbow Bar and Grill

  • Marx Bros - Left-Handed Moths

  • Billy Crystal - Face

TDM #227

Theme: Bill’s Birthday, Father Guido Sarducci, Doug Stanhope

Original air dates: Feb 25-Mar 2, 2008

  • Doug Stanhope - Live For Your Sins

  • Doug Stanhope - Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew

  • Steven Wright - Planetarium

  • Patton Oswalt - You Are Allowed 20 Birthday Parties

  • Comedy Death Ray - Chris Hardwick

  • Father Guido Sarducci - Welcome / Doo Dah

  • Father Guido Sarducci - Beer on Buses

  • Father Guido Sarducci - Happy Birthday, Reagan’s Neck

  • The Residents - Birthday Boy [82 demo]

  • Oysterhead - Birthday Boys

TDM #226

Theme: SAM KINISION special

Original air dates: Feb 18-24, 2008

  • Sam Kinison - Jesus

  • Sam Kinison - World Hunger

  • Sam Kinison - It’s Not Easy Bein’ Me (1986) performance

  • Sam Kinison - track from “Leader of the Banned” (Detox This; Shopping For Pets;

  • Sex, Videotape And Zoo Animals; Jerry’s Bastard Kid; Lenny Bruce’s Mom; Casual

  • Users of Terrorism; Old People Must Die; Grilled Cheese Sandwich; Phone Call

  • from Hell)

TDM #225

Theme: The 2008 ANTI-VALENTINE’S special

Original air dates: Feb 11-17, 2008

  • David Cross - Dating Handbook

  • Doug Stanhope - Marriage Is Gay [DBH]

  • Sam Kinison - Devil

  • Robby Roadsteamer - I Put A Baby In You

  • Patton Oswalt - Racist Cell Phones

  • Patton Oswalt - The Best Baby In the Universe / Married & Single

  • Patton Oswalt - Birth Control Story (minus the heckler)

  • Steven Wright - Planetarium(excerpt)

  • Weird Al Yankovic - Since You’ve Been Gone

  • George Carlin - Posthumous Female Transplants

  • John Valby - Always a Woman

  • Sarah Silverman - I Love You More

  • The Steamy Bohemians - The Less You Talk [edit]

  • Maria Bamford - My Mother Always Told Me

  • Maria Bamford - Goddess of Little Lake Pequaym

  • Maria Bamford - 32AA

  • Emo Philips - Why I Am Quite Handy With The Ladies

TDM #224

Theme: Emo Philips and Bill Cosby

Original air dates: Feb 4-10, 2008

  • Emo Philips - Duck-Billed Platitudes

  • Emo Philips - Poetry And Scuba Diving

  • Emo Philips - Kafka-Doodle-Do

  • Bill Cosby - To Russell, My Brother, Whom I Slept With

  • Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 - Rambo

  • Bill Cosby - Helicopters

  • Bill Cosby - The American Gambler

  • Primus - Groundhog’s Day

  • [No new show the week after #223. Robert Schimmel Special (#172) was rerun]

TDM #223

Theme: Bill Hicks special

Original air dates: Jan 21-27, 2008

  • Bill Hicks - Modern Bummer / Smoking (from “Dangerous”)

  • Bill Hicks - Samples from “The Lost Hour”, unreleased bootleg (1-13, 22-24)

TDM #222

Theme: Patton Oswalt Special 2008

Original air dates: Jan 14-20, 2008

  • Excerpts from “Hero Who Saves the Day” and “The Villain Who

  • Gets Away With It”, both from the original release “222”

  • (uncut routines of Tabasco Sauce, Liquor Ads, Racist Cell Phones,

  • Ten Hours Sleep a Night, Kids at Cosco, The World’s Most Amazing Father,

  • I Hate Hippies, 80s Metal, A Brief History of Shitty Comedy,

  • Toronto Open Mic, Cook E. Jarr, Soldiers of Fortune Convention,

  • Spy Girlfriend, Piss Drinkers, Michael Jackson, Tom Carvel,

  • The Magic of Oil Painting, Stella D’oro)

TDM #221

Theme: David Cross, Nick Di Paolo

Original air dates: Jan 7-13, 2008

  • David Cross - Excerpt from ‘The Pride is Back’ (3-12)

  • David Cross - Comedy Death Ray performance

  • Nick Di Paolo - Angry Women

  • Nick Di Paolo - Anti-Male Messages / Marriage / Clomid

  • Primus - Grandad’s Little Ditty

  • Primus - Kalamazoo

TDM #220

Theme: George Carlin, Paul F. Tompkins

Original air dates: December 31, 2007-Jan 6, 2008

  • George Carlin - Ice Box Man

  • Onion Radio News - Renaissance

  • Paul F. Tompkins - The Apple Dumpling Gang / Cherry Picking

  • George Carlin - More Stuff on Cars and Driving

  • George Carlin - Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin’!

  • Paul F. Tompkins - Genetic Engineering